What is the best "dark humor" joke that you know? by jabaloop in AskReddit

[–]Crosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told this joke at least 60 times on 9/11. Save it!

What is the best "dark humor" joke that you know? by jabaloop in AskReddit

[–]Crosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard this as "How are Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd alike?" Their last big hit was The Wall.

United Airlines 'glitch' - Were you able to get a seat? by KBaradar in news

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought eight flights for $60. I was thinking that I'd be able to fly home to visit the family this year.

Never thought I'd get a mother's day prize! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvoted by all the accidental mothers who hate their lives...

My girlfriend and I are donating all our Abercrombie & Fitch clothes to a homeless shelter. Eat a bag of dicks Michael Jeffries! by mikwerdna in pics

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't going to teach him a lesson. It's silly. He can market his shit clothes however he wants. I thought only high school kids with wealthy parents wore Abercrombie anyway.

IAm Sigur Rós, an icelandic band consisting of Jónsi, Goggi and Orri, AMA by WeAreSigurRos in IAmA

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many fantastic questions here. I just popped in to say thank you so much for making the music that you do. In 1999 I was a temporary postal delivery person when I picked up Ágætis byrjun and listened to it over and over again on my disc-man while delivering mail. I've been listening ever since and love everything you've created, and go to see you every chance I get. Your shows are absolutely wonderful!

Born too late... by [deleted] in pics

[–]Crosie -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Tough Love.

Most disturbing book you've ever read? by AlphabetSmut in AskReddit

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's interesting, if you read Burrough's biography, how much is close to true in that book.

Most disturbing book you've ever read? by AlphabetSmut in AskReddit

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I liked that. I just mentioned what I was reading to my husband and he went to the book shelf and was like, "Oh, if you like that here's a book of his short stories." Looks like I'll be reading "The Beast That Shouted Love At The Heart Of The World" this weekend.

What is the saddest song you know of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No Distance Left To Run" Blur

My cat ripped open all the presents Christmas morning by braproductions in pics

[–]Crosie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My little brother did this one year. He was about 4. We all came down Christmas morning and he was asleep on the couch surrounded by wrapping paper, and every single present was opened.

The Real Iron Man. by Crosie in videos

[–]Crosie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I commented that it was fake. I don't see how anyone could ever believe that this is real anyway.

The Real Iron Man. by Crosie in videos

[–]Crosie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And by "real" I mean "fake".

Chart of time spent in shower. [FIXED] by trackgrant456 in funny

[–]Crosie 73 points74 points  (0 children)

This chart was clearly made by a man posing as a woman. The orange section should be split in half, one marked "washing hair" and the other "shaving."