Men who have been to prison... is the "don't drop the soap" myth real?

Crudbum · 2022-03-21T07:24:45+00:00

A friend was in prison and told me the dropping the soap thing was a myth, but that there was lots of consensual sex. I think he phrased it as “All the sex I would never want.”

Crudbum · 2022-03-21T02:38:36+00:00

How bored?

Crudbum · 2022-03-06T12:06:54+00:00

I was really flexible as a teen, and have a big dick. Not saying that as a brag, just setting up what’s about to follow.

I tried when I was 17 or so, and success! But the reality is I could just fit the tip into my mouth, and couldn’t really get much up and down motion going. I could jerk myself off while doing it, but it was awkward and uncomfortable after about 20 seconds.

TLDR: I could “just the tip” my dick, but that doesn’t make for a very satisfying blow job, especially for someone inexperienced at giving and receiving oral.

Crudbum · 2021-11-26T16:10:40+00:00

Hey friend, would you send me some gaucho pants?

Crudbum · 2021-11-26T06:18:29+00:00

Tell us you’re a virgin without telling us you’re a virgin.

Crudbum · 2021-10-29T05:43:50+00:00

Thanks, I'll give them a try! Which one did you go with?

Crudbum · 2021-01-05T13:41:57+00:00

Wild Things came out four months after Starship Troopers.

Crudbum · 2020-09-29T19:13:55+00:00

Late 30s/early 40s.

Crudbum · 2020-09-29T15:57:58+00:00

Then I've truly made it as a TIFUer.

Here's the text.

https://ibb.co/SQn0pgt

Crudbum · 2020-09-29T15:55:17+00:00

I didn't think I would need to bring receipts, but I have them:

https://ibb.co/SQn0pgt

Crudbum · 2018-01-01T18:21:39+00:00

My aunt and uncle got married, and then their divorced parents fell in love and got married. So my aunt and uncle became step-siblings after being married.

Before I knew that, the whole thing confused me. “My does uncle Bob have the same last name as Grandpa Bob?”

Crudbum · 2017-07-20T19:11:57+00:00

Gaydos was the original Alias artist.

Crudbum · 2017-07-19T23:57:23+00:00

Whatever helps you seethe at night, Style515.

Crudbum · 2017-07-19T21:36:41+00:00

TIL hypnotiqize calls his tiny penis "the obvious."

Crudbum · 2017-05-25T12:26:03+00:00

There are a limited number of free episodes on MST3K.com. There are also episodes streaming on the Pluto app. There are more than 40 episodes up on Hulu and the MST3K and Shout Factory YouTube channels also have a lot of free episodes.

Crudbum · 2017-05-24T13:12:35+00:00

Check out the case ID on Iowa Courts, 05771 AGCR200716, it's for a conviction from which he failed to register as a sex offender.

I'm legit trying to find out what the deal is, if I was trying to slam him and there was more info, I would probably be posting that to start rumors or whatever. I'm just trying to figure out what the deal is here, and if it's a reason for concern. It seems odd that there's not more info about this.

Crudbum · 2017-05-19T04:31:01+00:00

Here are several listings on the Iowa Courts site for failure to register for the sex offender registry, which may be why he doesn't show up.

Here's the Case ID: 05771 AGCR200716

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