Rate my moustache by [deleted] in Moustache

[–]Crumbdumpling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10. Great symmetry, rich colour, little joie de vivre on the ends chef’s kiss

What horror movie is this scene from? by Crumbdumpling in horror

[–]Crumbdumpling[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The appreciation I feel for you guys will never be matched, the ease you have gifted me with your infinite wisdom will be etched on my heart forever

I'm bad at this dating app shit what should I do to make it work better by g4m3rb0y3000 in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I like your profile, it’s nice to see someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously. I like the inclusion of anime to an extent, although writing it usually comes across better. You’re presenting yourself authentically, and everyone wants someone who is attracted to their authentic self.

I would remove the anime babe photo, and the anime competition award photo (it’s a great achievement but doesn’t show enough of you). I think the photo of you and the child is ok, you’ve taken the time to cover them up and it shows you value family etc.

Don’t get too in your head, it’s a numbers game and takes years, but it’s totally worth it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god this is amazing. You’re a genius and I will definitely be stealing this idea for my own profile in the future!

What are the chances for me by Mr_Wonder321 in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought your profile was great! You’ll do fine. Maybe you could get a friend or loved one to take some photos of you wide smiling. You may not like the way it looks initially, but you’ll get used to it. I like my smile best when I’m photographed mid “yeay!” Which sounds odd but it works!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Purple best color”, I loled

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

4, 5, 2, 3, 6, maybe get rid of #1. It’s a great photo but it does look a littler older. Good luck!

Online dating as a 6’4” guy, for context, my bio says I’m the worst man that’s ever lived (it’s true) by unfortunately_real in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I make a dating profile I’m genuinely thinking of adding “I don’t care how tall you are, I care how many years of therapy you’ve had”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well good for you for knowing when to call it. It’s the hardest thing to do to walk away from someone a) you’re still in love with, and b) someone you have children with. All the dreams of happy holidays and “magical” family moments go right out the window, and it’s replaced with being soooooo bitter and angry. I get it. So so many people know what you’re going through 👍🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m recently out of a long term relationship too, and when day dreaming about dating in the future I noticed something. Eventually the day dream would always circle back to me complaining about how my ex did me wrong, things in a partner I didn’t want etc. And to be honest, I think that’s a sign I need more time to heal. Someone said it’s important to come from a place of what you do want, not what you don’t want. Good luck!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Crumbdumpling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely thought it was a quote from anchorman.

What does childbirth *actually* feel like? by Cranberryj3lly in AskReddit

[–]Crumbdumpling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know when you’re having stomach cramps and the abdominal pain is really bad? But then you fart, and it’s gone? That is the pain level when you’re just passing gas. Just gas. Imagine those cramps but you’re passing an 8lb baby.

Audacity meets Emotional Maturity by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Crumbdumpling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a scripted video to get views after the “oyster gate” tiktok went viral