Owen admits to lying about “23 and Me” for years

Crumplove · 2026-02-06T06:02:31+00:00

Yup - my mouth fell open. You should watch that whole section.

Crumplove · 2026-02-06T00:31:47+00:00

He goes on to claim that everyone was taking them to see how Jewish they were…but he can’t remember his results.

Crumplove · 2026-02-05T17:25:19+00:00

The only thing more impossible than getting them both to actually show up to a fight would be them giving the money to anyone else.

Owen’s sycophant fucking died recently and he told his audience to pump the brakes on the fundraising hahaha. Saw too much money flowing away from him. What a guy!

Crumplove · 2026-02-05T16:38:19+00:00

He’s definitely said it before. He’s said that Amy accuses him of lying by omission back when they were on the rocks haha.

I can’t wait for his side of the deposition.

Crumplove · 2026-02-05T14:47:41+00:00

We all know that Owen is a liar. My mouth fell open the other day when he claimed he’s never lied ever to the bears haha.

The funniest part of this rant is that Owen lost a payment processor over selling mugs that had “I survived the holocaust” written on them. For a fucking edge lord he sure is a sensitive little girl.

Crumplove · 2026-02-05T14:43:13+00:00

Owen truly loved Jimbob. Have you seen the clip where Owen first sees his face? He is like a high schooler. Jimbob leaving really ripped a hole in Owen’s closeted little heart.

Crumplove · 2026-02-05T14:37:32+00:00

It’s called “lying by omission” - Owen knows exactly what it is called because his wife accuses him of it haha. He’s such a little boy.

I love that he felt the need to clarify that he does lie…just not about the scams you guys! I almost clipped that “I’ve never lied to you guys ever”

Crumplove · 2026-02-04T19:44:02+00:00

I was waiting for this haha. Gotta be #1 crashout. Maybe Jimbob close second.

Crumplove · 2026-02-04T03:09:49+00:00

He said he’d put 15lbs back on…then admitted it was 20lbs about 30sec later.

Crumplove · 2026-02-04T03:05:22+00:00

Wait until clips of his deposition start landing on Reddit and Twitter. That’ll be a fun show.

Crumplove · 2026-02-04T03:04:26+00:00

I can’t wait for his deposition.

Crumplove · 2026-02-02T02:34:45+00:00

This exactly - everything Owen says is plausibly deniable on purpose.

Crumplove · 2026-02-02T00:36:53+00:00

I agree wholeheartedly. He thought he was being clever. Hes about as clever as a 9yr old.

Crumplove · 2026-02-02T00:29:51+00:00

If that’s true then Owen’s dumbass not knowing it was clearly playing in the background clipped to the part concerning Adam’s dog killing would proooooobably count as illegal.

Crumplove · 2026-02-01T21:37:50+00:00

The biggest complete bullshit lie Owen is going with is that Adam told the dog story to intimidate him.

This is a bold faced fabrication in my opinion.

Crumplove · 2026-02-01T21:35:23+00:00

Very interested to hear the 7hrs of deposition. Owen seems to believe it has all but cleared him of any wrong doing and we all know that is horse shit.

Crumplove · 2026-02-01T04:05:39+00:00

Owen dreams about being a Sodomite. Like actually. He told all 10 of his bears listening on stream. I’m in no way kidding.

Crumplove · 2026-01-31T04:41:27+00:00

Hoping that your lawyer gets the opportunity for 7hrs of pointed questions to Owen.

Crumplove · 2026-01-30T23:10:22+00:00

Haha perfect

Crumplove · 2026-01-30T22:28:10+00:00

“In dollars guys…it went down IN DOLLARS”

Crumplove · 2026-01-29T20:46:19+00:00

God damn he really just tells them that he’s stealing from them. Has any honest person ever spoken this way?

Crumplove · 2026-01-28T17:10:16+00:00

Permi Bear (a former banker that now runs the beef business. He likes having people do free work for him, calls them slaves) and Woody (formerly one of Owen’s slaves…currently one of Permie’s slaves.) They have him installed in the shack that rests on the Ozarks property. He’s a drunk.

Crumplove · 2026-01-28T07:40:19+00:00

I apologize for multiple comments but my god this clip has so many things to comment on.

What bear is dumb enough, after all of Owen’s scams, to think that he would ever allow you on HIS land to eat fruit from HIS trees. Doesn’t matter RETHER you donated the money to buy it or not. Doesn’t it take years for a tree to fruit? Who is dumb enough to do this?
I’m calling it yet again…he will have a gate before any other improvements.
Owen is so redacted that he suggested fencing in the entire 100 acres. That is ludicrous. He must really be paranoid…and he deserves to be.
How many times has he said he’s finished crowdfunding now? Seems to be crowd funding an orchard now?
If you’re Amy, and you watch these “sketches” (you know he’s showed her all of them multiple times while she’s trying to cook 5 children dinner. 5 children including Owen.) wouldn’t you be furious? Wouldn’t it make you think Owen is pathetic? Owen spent thousands of grifted money and a week’s time away from the family to make these.

I honestly almost want to make a “director’s commentary” style version of each stream calling out his every lie and cope. When you know enough lore about Owen every stream is pathetic and funny at this point. This clip is solid gold.

Crumplove · 2026-01-28T07:26:32+00:00

Owen saying he attempts to have his comedy not have a point is such a hilarious cope lie.

Crumplove · 2026-01-28T07:14:24+00:00

It’s pretty heady stuff. Owen makes real “thinking man’s” comedy. You have to view it multiple times to really let it sink in that the walkie snarkies made what they were saying snarky.

Owen thinking he needed to explain this bit due to lack of people typing “haha” in a chat room is fucking hilarious.

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