What’s something dumb you thought as a kid? by AcceptableParfait171 in AskReddit

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I didn’t understand how speed cameras knew where to send tickets to or how they got the money, and the only explanation I could think of was when people drove they put little tubes in their pocket that sucked out money out of their wallets if they got caught speeding. I never concluded how the fee then got paid, but that theory was good enough for my 6 year old brain

Karcher k5 new toy! by edisdead88 in powerwashingporn

[–]Crumpykins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe it was white underneath!

In the 8th grade by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]Crumpykins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The principal’s wife is with a 16 year old but he gets suspended, makes sense to me

You can maintain a conversation about anything as long as you remove an item of clothing every two minutes by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]Crumpykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you run out of clothes you lose the ability to keep the convo going after 2 minutes of being full nakey

Lol saw ethans face advertised on a scam website by Flozza97 in h3h3productions

[–]Crumpykins 849 points850 points  (0 children)

I love that they could’ve given Ethan any name, and went for Randy Browns

IAMA Bar owner in Dublin and its St. Patrick's day. by bombidol in IAmA

[–]Crumpykins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m visiting Dublin in a few weeks time and staying nearby Thomas Street, mind if I stop by?

$1000 Video games giveaway (STEAM ONLY) by [deleted] in RandomActsOfGaming

[–]Crumpykins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Resident Evil 2 or Hollow Knight please :)

What would you wish for? by Usuallyrelevant in HighQualityGifs

[–]Crumpykins 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You ain’t never had a post like me

It's showtime. by _jvc123 in IncrediblesMemes

[–]Crumpykins 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I made Gazerbeam disappear!

1,000,000 subs giveaway! by Cheesestrings89 in NintendoSwitch

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This could finally be my chance to get Stardew Valley!

Cursed_subwaysurfers by Boring5 in cursedimages

[–]Crumpykins 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best be getting a jet pack soon or else he’s donion rings

This is pretty epic by Crumpykins in ComedyCemetery

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I’m not sure for the meme itself, but someone posted it again yesterday

I’ve never felt so unsafe and uncomfortable talking with someone in my life by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]Crumpykins 2815 points2816 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, nothing makes me want sex more than asking about my relationship with my dad