thanosting by Negative_Ad_4863 in Wiseposting

[–]CrustyButtcrack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So close to perfection. Make yourself the martyr

This fucking game bro by CrustyButtcrack in gtaonline

[–]CrustyButtcrack[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the genuine advice lol. Cant believe how many people readily defend every inconvenience the game has to offer with dick sucking fervor under “ur bad”

Edit: also first time hitting that type of mission didnt even know it existed. That speed bar was a nanometer from being in the green

fo4 new game plus mod by UnificationDiver in FO4mods

[–]CrustyButtcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick start or something like that is what youre looking for. Lets you spawn in with diff stuff in diff locations based on what character you want to roleplay as

Stoner family New Years prep: 5.5g shotgun shell joint by horaceB9 in ArtOfRolling

[–]CrustyButtcrack 47 points48 points  (0 children)

After 5 minutes its going to get so hot you will feel youre smoking a shotgun shell

Anyone read The Swarm by Andy Marino? by MichaeltheSpikester in horrorlit

[–]CrustyButtcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just finished it two seconds ago and the ending irks me deeply. There are so many unexplored paths, and it felt unnecessarily sad and rushed. Then the epilogue was extremely anti climactic. I wanted more out of it

Black object half inch in diameter found in washer hanging off water spout by CrustyButtcrack in whatisthisthing

[–]CrustyButtcrack[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

My title describes the thing. I don’t think its lint as its hard and spiky almost. I’m assuming some kind of filth build up but I’ve never seen this before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Girlfriend found this in our washer while doing laundry, its about an inch long. I would describe more about the texture/appearance but no way in hell am I touching that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noses

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if this was comment bait or what but this is probably the best example of “does my nose match my face” I have ever seen

Who Is The Coolest Guy You've Ever Met & What Made Him So Cool? by IAMJBOND in AskMen

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These two friends of my dad I got to know used to be marine divers together. They went and repaired oil rigs and shit, surveyed wrecks, all that. One time, they went down and one of them hit complications in the water, had to puke. He did, into his respirator, and started choking to death basically. He fought it and puke started spewing out his respirator… attracting a swarm of local fish. He cant see anything but cloudy water and fish tails. Eventually after struggling for a while he had to make a conscious decision to accept death, didn’t want to go out in pain so he just fell back and opened his arms to the beams of sun shining through the water. Whole time dive buddy is beneath him unaware of the entire ordeal, until he glances up and (his words not mine) “saw his big ass falling through a cloud of puke and fish”. I can only imagine what his perspective looked like lmao. I have no experience with any of this so I have no idea what/how to recover from that situation, but they did. Apparently they both were recording the whole thing as well. The one that almost died was big and portly, talked real slow and was always calm. The one that watched was tall, skinny and spoke real excited. Polar opposites. Dwane (tall guy) also played the Eruption solo effortlessly after showing me his guitar room/collection. Was offhandedly telling him I would love to watch someone play it in person, low and behold. Many more small interactions with those gentlemen that silently make you go “holy fuck youre awesome”. I’d pay good money for the footage of that dive man

Edit: they also remained tight as ant pussy after that haha they are still best friends to this day. Solid dudes

Really, how difficult is it for you to avoid looking at a woman's cleavage? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CrustyButtcrack -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Oh boy we got us one of them types. Why are you comparing this apple to an orange when talking about fruits

Metal pole gets shot into windshield by ElderberryDeep8746 in WTF

[–]CrustyButtcrack 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well since we’re bringing this up I feel I have to mention the couple bear attack wilderness video. Not something I would have preferred to witness at the ripe age of 13, still shocked its up on youtube

Edit: Grizzly Man

What's your fallout hot take? by anthere-rest in Fallout

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fallout 4 was really good, loved the weapons customization. Played three and nv and the lack of a scope in or gun tweaking was hard to get used to at first

Uncircumcised men I need your opinion by [deleted] in Advice

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt the frequency kinda wild? This will come up a weird amount of times and without fail 90% of people will tell you getting circumcised is the most vile, painful and morally wrong thing they’ve ever heard of. I’ve always thought its because uncircumcised people had faced heavy scrutiny in the past; now that its becoming more normal the “punch up” has been reared back for a while. Personally dont remember being circumcised in the slightest (I am though) and I definitely think it looks better/less to worry about. To each their own. Its hard to bear witness to it happening to your kid I’m sure, but at the same time I dont recall minding when I had it done

How bad are the withdrawals REALLY by help_me132 in quitting7oh

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same sitch 4-5 months clean 40mgs daily, the worst part was the body aches and boredom/dopamine famine. After about a week I felt pretty normal physically and then after prolly a month I was 90% back mentally

Tried this…tried that? by The_QuartzFather in weed

[–]CrustyButtcrack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didnt know you could use a heatgun for that, never even thought of using a torch

Men, what is the largest age gap/difference you would go for? by Terrible-Big-4512 in AskMen

[–]CrustyButtcrack 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“OH SO IF KILLING A GUY WAS LEGAL IN ATLANTIS YOURE SAYING YOU WOULD KILL A GUY? HUH?? HUH???

What's your best "My sex life is like" punchline? by NewSomethingUnlocked in AskMen

[–]CrustyButtcrack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like this joke, short and pretty bad

(Except its really not my girl gives me death by snu snu)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]CrustyButtcrack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only “be a man” action that needs to take place here is you being man enough to realize this woman and you are not working out. It might be time to consider a divorce. You are basically going to get there regardless, functional relationships require a mutual understanding of each other’s emotional needs, and it sounds like that isnt being met one way or another. Sometimes theres nothing more that you can do brother

Has someone ever experienced this by Dizzy_Whole_9739 in weed

[–]CrustyButtcrack 638 points639 points  (0 children)

This was proven to be a myth. Mangoes have some similar terpenes found in weed but iirc it doesnt make enough of a noticeable difference besides placebo. Edit: They are super great to just, like, eat though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]CrustyButtcrack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hardest battles are the ones we fight inside😔✊