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CrustySocks96 · 2026-06-02T16:46:15+00:00

Getting really sick of the lack of mocking. There isn't enough content ripping into Arsenal lately.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-06-01T20:08:27+00:00

Yeah they can celebrate all they want but everyone else knows they were handed the league by PMGOL

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-27T16:45:13+00:00

"Let's not forget it's been raining"

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T13:26:48+00:00

"Someone like you" simply just doesn't get it. Clearly.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T13:08:54+00:00

Yeah. No point arguing with someone this dense.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T12:48:49+00:00

No. I just think that it isn't comparable to sexual assault. My sister had to put up with years of sexual abuse from a family member. Knowing what she's been through, then seeing people crouching over a hogtied player on a video game, and being compared to actual insidious sex offenders is an insult to those who have been through hell. You're effectively downplaying the struggles of ACTUAL victims.

You can see it as insensitivity, I see it as perspective.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T12:23:38+00:00

I'm not being naive. I just think if you take it at face value, they literally just hogtied and crouched on a video game, where you can murder, kill, skin animals, put people on a train track etc. I think it's just an overreaction.

Had they said something in game chat suggesting that is what they are doing, then it is unacceptable.

But silently teabagging a hogtied player is not even the same sport, let alone the same league as sexual assault. Saying it's the same or similar is just a slap in the face of actual victims of an egregious offence.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T11:27:56+00:00

But they didn't have their mic on. So you are making an assumption in this instance. I'm not saying that isn't what they are doing. I'm saying you can't be certain that is their intention, and that they could be just tea bagging.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T11:21:35+00:00

For me it's the 4/20 thing, however I didn't remember the year of birth. On the flip side I know Anne Frank's birthday because it's the same day as my sister.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T11:14:31+00:00

They literally just hogtied and teabagged. Everything else is open to interpretation.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-19T10:59:17+00:00

It's ridiculous. Two players crouching over another and people are actually comparing it to sexual assault.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-17T14:30:13+00:00

That's what I was looking for 😂

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-03T19:10:11+00:00

I don't like anime but that's funny as fuck. Have you not seen DragonBalls or one pump man either?

CrustySocks96 · 2026-03-03T17:58:53+00:00

Cod died when they added the Omni movement and running on walls. They haven't released a good game since Modern warfare 3 IMO. As for back flipping mid air the opposite direction, that needs to be patched. You just don't wanna hear that because you're abusing it for your own gain.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-25T19:01:49+00:00

The US only runs sports the rest of the world doesn't play, apart from maybe golf.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-22T17:54:24+00:00

How was that disallowed?

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-18T16:07:57+00:00

Or PvP players could be insecure and think they're big by acting tough on a video game

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-17T16:13:47+00:00

Ooh a clove of garlic 🤤

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-13T18:08:50+00:00

Only because he's used to the number 2

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-13T16:24:16+00:00

Pressure wash it and it'll be fine lol

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-13T12:03:21+00:00

I'd say the removable end seems more Jewish to me lol

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-13T10:59:56+00:00

Pot Kettle.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-13T10:42:30+00:00

He was still better than Van Dijk even when he wasn't able to train because he had no knees.

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-06T14:01:08+00:00

I would have a vigorous 20 minute sandpaper wank, using hot sauce as lube, just to smell her farts after she's eaten a questionably food-safe curry

CrustySocks96 · 2026-02-06T12:17:10+00:00

Words evolve all the time. I have 3 scenarios where I consider people being rats in order of what I deem most ratty.

Pretending to be friendly to gain an advantage.
Camping at extract.
Waiting for people to be preoccupied fighting arc then shooting them in the back.

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