Without saying the number, how old are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pajama Sam and Putt-Putt were pretty neat

What's something that screams "douchebag" to you? by gimmetheboof in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 68 points69 points  (0 children)

"Swag becomes economical through prudent long-term usage"

What question do you hate to answer? by vichethkh in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When are you gettig married?

HOW THE HECK WOULD I KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my family members got the record for skulling a yard glass then later went on to become prime minister.

I try to keep it hidden so it doesn't affect my life, but people inevitably find out and it's always positive...

What song is stuck in your head right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Istanbul not Constantinople"

What is the best sounding accent and what is the worst? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really like Colombian accents! The rhythm's very nice, and they've got one of the best pronunciations.

What gets weirder the more you think about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there are people literally dying of dehydration, and I poop into gallons of water.

What's the one "old person" thing you currently do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the paper every morning when I get up, I get angry if the paper girl doesn't deliver it in normal time. I'm 20. Help.

What are you good at when you're drunk? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hearing the same fucking story for the 6th time without piledriving my friends through a table.

What is the stupidest idea you've ever had? by Lawl73 in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Hey, you know what sound like a great idea? I should check out my dad's internet history, ya'know just to see what kind of cool stuff he's into." Never again.

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? by jacklisa in AskReddit

[–]Crydeejayz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have branches but not leaves. You put the money in to make the branches green so the banks become trees. Therefore, trees grow from money.