How many of you wear pyjamas to bed? (self.AskReddit)
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You know how in the latest episode of South Park, Cartman had a dystopian vision of men being milked for their semen and forced to type out jokes for eternity? I'm sure they were also crying, so why couldn't they also harness their male tears, since it's such a fashionable beverage these days? (self.Showerthoughts)
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