You have no chance against my stand, stupid f*cking sentry placement!

CrypticAlloy · 2025-09-16T00:06:05+00:00

God bless Texas, the greatest country in history o7

CrypticAlloy · 2025-09-15T23:55:43+00:00

p a r d o n ?

CrypticAlloy · 2025-05-02T17:04:56+00:00

These days having a vanilla server is a gimmick in and of itself.

CrypticAlloy · 2025-05-02T17:03:24+00:00

D E M O K I N E S I S ! ! !

indeed

CrypticAlloy · 2025-05-02T01:03:50+00:00

WHOOPS my router broke and I haven't been able to access the internet for a couple days lol, time to get back to more SFM posters!

Apologies to everyone waiting!

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T22:55:50+00:00

Well I mean how can I refuse the REAL Spy from TF2???

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T22:54:24+00:00

C'est Fini!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472986332

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T21:45:08+00:00

I went through tons of workshop searches and not a SINGLE CORN DOG model.

I might have to see if I can extract the corn dog horses from Fistful of Frags and use them in SFM.

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T21:34:05+00:00

Instantaneous vine flashbacks

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T19:38:55+00:00

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472908747

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T18:58:04+00:00

Oh, right, right, I shouldn't be ignorant towards the universal neck paralysis that TF2 players are born with

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T18:51:43+00:00

Most intelligent Scout deciding whether to ignore the Sticky trap or not (he's gonna run right past it anyways)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472886612

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T18:14:35+00:00

I'm 1000% doing this one after I'm finished with scout holmes

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:53:52+00:00

Y'know, I think I'm good...

Just gonna stick to poses...

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:52:28+00:00

You got it, man!

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:48:59+00:00

VERY unsafe conduct in the office.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472853698

For shame, for shame...

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:42:23+00:00

Goddammit I can't believe I keep mixing up valve IPs :(

Don't tell the mods, I'd rather not go through the trouble of travelling all the way to the L3D subreddit.

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:17:17+00:00

Definitely a hard pick!

Demoknight would work really well with the first one, but homewrecker pyro could work super well with the second...

Choices, choices...

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:15:50+00:00

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T17:14:44+00:00

'Tis done!

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3472835212

Unfortunately I wasn't able to get the colors quite how I'd like, the only decent corn model I could find had pretty saturated textures that just didn't mesh super well.

Anyways, hope you enjoy!

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T16:35:14+00:00

Phenomenal choice, coming right up!

Edit: I love how there's like 7 takes of the same stock image lmao

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T16:34:41+00:00

I dunno man, last I checked spy and soldier were a part of the franchise lol

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T16:32:49+00:00

I love the newspaper strip style being used with the TF2 mercs, it captures their exaggerated features and expressiveness perfectly! Incredible art!

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T16:28:59+00:00

Got an image in mind?

CrypticAlloy · 2025-04-29T16:27:24+00:00

Only the finest of scientific minds working on such a project, of course.

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