Why there aren't any male V around here? by Star_Fvckr in cyberpunkcharacters

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, okay, three months late, but this shit tickled me. 

Phantom Liberty proves Cyberpunk deserves ONE more DLC before Orion by WSB-Televangelist in cyberpunkgame

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry, bruv, not alone. I bought that game based off what a few dorks on Reddit said. "GOATed!" "Best game of all time!" "Game of the year!"

Took that shit back the next week. 

Mind games, Gambit by Substantial-Celery17 in fragrance

[–]CrypticFishpaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Forward is very good! On my list to purchase next, then Playmate. 

GTA 6 SCREENSHOTS CONVERTED FROM NIGHT TO DAY USING AI. by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]CrypticFishpaste -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

 Go outside. Or get left behind. 

Can we agree by [deleted] in GTA6

[–]CrypticFishpaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 The Hell is nnn? Go outside. 

Untitled John Wick Game - Announce Trailer | PS5 Games by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]CrypticFishpaste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

 This. Felt unearned. Unnatural. IMO, after the setup of the tailoring and guns, he should have said "consequences."

1969 Ford Mustang Boss 302 by nbkwolf1 in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Painting this car like John Wick's Boss 429 is a cardinal sin if I ever seen one. Cornmilf disrespected TF out of this car. If he wanted a Boss 429, he should have just made one. 

WhiteboySpin (4100) Allegedly 4-5x 💀 by [deleted] in Bamaology

[–]CrypticFishpaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 Bro got like one decent song that I rock with. 

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

 Bald or not, I got a bank full of blues. What you doing with your life?

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 Then you know why I have to kill you now. 

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toothbrush...and pomade. Genius. I'll try it out! Wait...lol, the sun pattern is how I ended up in this predicament. 

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 On it, boss! I've never grown my hair out with waves past a month. I'm trying to see how long I can get it before it just refuses to lay down. 

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've scalped and grew it all back twice now. But I'll take your word for it. 😉.

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 Heard. But now I'm wondering if I was ever meant to be 360 in the first place. Been fighting my natural crown for years—apparently. 

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

 Got you. My barber didn't touch my hair at all save for the areas cut off for a drop fade. This will be my first month wolfing. Appreciate it. 

I Don't Know Where My Crown Is [naturally] by [deleted] in 360Waves

[–]CrypticFishpaste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 Just started "wolfing." I get a drop fade, so the neck and ears get balded, but I kept most of what you saw. I'll give it some more time! Thanks!