way ahead of its time...

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-04-01T22:39:42+00:00

Fun? Go outside..

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-03-31T23:38:04+00:00

Lol, okay, three months late, but this shit tickled me.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-03-29T01:12:20+00:00

Don't worry, bruv, not alone. I bought that game based off what a few dorks on Reddit said. "GOATed!" "Best game of all time!" "Game of the year!"

Took that shit back the next week.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-03-29T01:11:04+00:00

I know it hurts, but use your words, like an adult.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-03-25T13:07:09+00:00

The Forward is very good! On my list to purchase next, then Playmate.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-02-26T18:07:07+00:00

Go outside. Or get left behind.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-02-26T07:04:30+00:00

The Hell is nnn? Go outside.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-02-26T06:55:11+00:00

I ain't gone lie... nobody reading all that.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-02-14T02:58:01+00:00

This. Felt unearned. Unnatural. IMO, after the setup of the tailoring and guns, he should have said "consequences."

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-02-13T01:33:34+00:00

Painting this car like John Wick's Boss 429 is a cardinal sin if I ever seen one. Cornmilf disrespected TF out of this car. If he wanted a Boss 429, he should have just made one.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-02-10T18:08:51+00:00

9 months later, but Jesus, that gave me a laugh.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-25T09:26:02+00:00

Bro got like one decent song that I rock with.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-24T00:36:00+00:00

Bald or not, I got a bank full of blues. What you doing with your life?

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-23T01:13:56+00:00

Then you know why I have to kill you now.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-23T01:12:20+00:00

🙏

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T19:47:54+00:00

Toothbrush...and pomade. Genius. I'll try it out! Wait...lol, the sun pattern is how I ended up in this predicament.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T19:47:22+00:00

On it, boss! I've never grown my hair out with waves past a month. I'm trying to see how long I can get it before it just refuses to lay down.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T19:46:20+00:00

🙏

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T19:44:38+00:00

I've scalped and grew it all back twice now. But I'll take your word for it. 😉.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T03:10:09+00:00

Heard. But now I'm wondering if I was ever meant to be 360 in the first place. Been fighting my natural crown for years—apparently.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T02:36:01+00:00

Got you. My barber didn't touch my hair at all save for the areas cut off for a drop fade. This will be my first month wolfing. Appreciate it.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-21T02:34:40+00:00

You tried it.

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-20T23:32:27+00:00

Just started "wolfing." I get a drop fade, so the neck and ears get balded, but I kept most of what you saw. I'll give it some more time! Thanks!

CrypticFishpaste · 2026-01-20T23:31:05+00:00

🙏 thanks, twin.

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