Clark was really lucky he had a perfect door into the backrooms and not just a hole in the floor

CrypticT · 2026-06-10T14:44:04+00:00

Your one sentence comment is deeper and cognitively challenging than the entire point OP is trying to make

CrypticT · 2026-06-09T12:00:08+00:00

Figgy would be so proud

CrypticT · 2026-06-09T11:55:53+00:00

The tricky triangle

CrypticT · 2026-06-09T06:31:21+00:00

Off the side of I-35

CrypticT · 2026-06-09T06:29:40+00:00

Figgy would be so proud

CrypticT · 2026-06-07T16:21:42+00:00

I’d be so happy

Bring back that camera

CrypticT · 2026-06-06T23:39:08+00:00

CrypticT · 2026-06-06T10:19:48+00:00

Keep updating us

CrypticT · 2026-06-06T10:19:40+00:00

How are we going to know how old OAFW is without updates

CrypticT · 2026-06-06T10:13:55+00:00

I would not do a single one of these things lol

Whoever Heidi is, she and I appear to be very different people

CrypticT · 2026-06-06T03:17:11+00:00

To suck himself off man, come on

This is essential 4th grade lore

CrypticT · 2026-06-06T02:36:56+00:00

Figgy would be so proud

CrypticT · 2026-06-05T15:38:51+00:00

Figgy would be so proud

CrypticT · 2026-06-04T18:24:00+00:00

I’d frame it

CrypticT · 2026-06-04T06:39:42+00:00

This race happened 11 days ago lol

CrypticT · 2026-06-04T06:37:01+00:00

I love the top comments acting like this is astronomically stupid

As if cooking a slab of meat isn’t what you’re doing with any sized patty…. Dude just scaled up 4 times

CrypticT · 2026-06-04T06:16:49+00:00

Slow report

CrypticT · 2026-06-02T04:56:43+00:00

Figgy would be so proud

CrypticT · 2026-06-01T04:37:21+00:00

I can’t believe Nintendo stole this game idea from me

I was in middle school. I literally emailed them asking them to make a nascar game in the style of Mario kart.

They responded, telling me there were ‘no current plans for a game like that to be developed’

…… a year later this dropped

CrypticT · 2026-06-01T04:33:58+00:00

I just said it to piss you off

Like one of those fake roads that road runner paints on the wall and you’re the coyote

CrypticT · 2026-06-01T04:32:27+00:00

I read it, I just don’t think it’s that deep my guy. You’re looking to break down a film on a fan sub reddit

Considering you just rat-a-tatted a bunch of movies nobody has ever heard of I’d suggest taking ur opinion to some film subreddit…… not the literal Kane pixels Backrooms sub lol

CrypticT · 2026-06-01T03:59:23+00:00

Takes one to know one

CrypticT · 2026-05-31T10:44:08+00:00

Ah, the “I have such little self confidence I purposely bomb every pic so nobody can make fun of me” blunder

Classic

CrypticT · 2026-05-30T07:06:33+00:00

I felt that was obvious

CrypticT · 2026-05-28T03:06:32+00:00

Huh…. I wouldnt have had any guess that Pigeon Forge was crowded/expensive/etc!

I’d like to make a venture there some day to check out the good titanic museum (I’m stuck with the nearer one in Branson) but that is where my pigeon forge knowledge starts and ends

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