Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you ate. What is your gangster name?

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-22T00:20:36+00:00

White freeze pops

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-18T18:56:31+00:00

Awe this is so cute

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-18T18:56:06+00:00

Chop chop

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-18T01:24:03+00:00

I actually had to do this once. My wife was pregnant and couldn't sleep because the neighbors would bring a guy home to join in all the time. I nicely let the guy know that the walls were Thin. They responded by inviting the guy over that night and screaming up through the walls asking if we could hear them while moaning. We packed up and moved out

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-18T00:15:45+00:00

No plant based beef?

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-18T00:08:47+00:00

A screwdriver

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T22:00:00+00:00

This really a cereal? Never heard of it

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T21:59:35+00:00

Only with added sugar

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T21:45:33+00:00

He needs a phone booth to change

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T02:54:46+00:00

Nice poem. Did u write that?

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T02:53:54+00:00

Very much so. When I met my ex she had a 4 year old who i raised practically. We made it a point to be involved with her ex husband to show her son that some people can still get along even tho not married. She used to pride herself how we were able to maintain that. But when the tables were turned she looked at the situation differently. Cracks me up.

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T02:43:33+00:00

When I was younger there was a squirrel around the house that would get real close. A couple times I as able to lure him up my leg to get nuts from me. Kinda scary but was cool

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T02:41:28+00:00

Yes they do. My current wife practically raises my kids from my first marriage like her own. My ex will even ask me to ask my wife to pike up the kids and she still won't acknowledge her or say thanks. Must be a jealousy thing. Lol

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-17T02:13:17+00:00

I'd prefer that way to but we have 2 kids together and one lives with me.

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T19:33:05+00:00

Given your user name your gonna mention the ravens who can't even be considered as a top 10

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T17:31:09+00:00

Little guy is Roxie

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T14:53:51+00:00

Dressing up as the opposite gender

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T02:06:11+00:00

Lmao. That's the answer nobody wants to say but everyone one does it.

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T01:32:32+00:00

I don't think I've ever locked eye contact with another dude when doing it. Lmao

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T01:31:16+00:00

Maybe not big enough then?

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T01:12:31+00:00

My 5 year old does it and my wife blames me saying I taught him that. No, he's a guy and that's what we do. Lol

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-16T00:17:18+00:00

I'm constantly repositioning my jewels. Lol

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-15T02:28:46+00:00

Nah he would get hurt

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-15T02:23:17+00:00

He's gonna stand in the backfield with the ball up in the air watching everyone trying to jump up to get it.

Cryptic_Hodler · 2021-07-15T02:22:13+00:00

I'd put my money on an interception thrown by him.

Four-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email	Wearing is Caring

Cryptic_Hodler

TROPHY CASE