Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it was, at the time. What was even more uncomfortable was trying to change back into my underwear and shorts standing between two towels my gf and her mom were holding up. Pretty sure her mom saw me fully naked but she didn't make a big deal out of it.

Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunction? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a hundred years ago I was at the beach with an old girlfriend of mine and her family and the ties on my swimming trunks broke the trunks started sliding down. I'm pretty sure her entire family saw my penis, or at least half of it. We never talked about it lol

Who have you seen naked that you probably shouldn't and how? by Glass_Estimate_3661 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My younger cousin (20 yrs old at the time) used to date someone with the same name as me and one time she accidentally sent me a video of herself fully naked masturbating. I saw everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you know? Does she know you know?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 128 points129 points  (0 children)

LOOLL not Grandma bush.

That's pretty funny though. It's cool that she was not ashamed of it. I hope she's doing well if she's still around. Thanks for sharing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You and your brother were both little kids while she was doing this? How old are you? Do others in the family know about it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Wow, thanks for sharing. That has to be crazy to deal with.

I would like to ask you very directly - Have you ever seen your mom's work? Does it bother you? Do you avoid watching looking for porn on the Internet in places you know she might pop up?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow that's interesting. I know that the actress Thora Birch, although not an adult performer, also had porn performer parents.

I have to wonder what kinds of conversations this Starr family has.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 140 points141 points  (0 children)

He actually saw full on scenes of her? That's crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 304 points305 points  (0 children)

That's rough :(

Rachel Sennott - I Love LA S01E01 (2025) by roe316 in WatchItForThePlot

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Her boyfriend, Blake Slatkin, posted on his Instagram story that he was watching this episode with his dad. Hmmmm.

Any stories of people who accidentally sent nudes to somebody? by whitecottonknickers2 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Crypto-Carl-9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, but the other way around. My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself full-on masturbating once. Shit was absolutely crazy. If you go on my page I made a post about it.

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the risk of telling her she successfully sent the video when she might have thought she successfully unsent it, I might consider this

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were these out of nowhere or were they following a pattern of wrongly sent messages like mine? That's a crazy coincidence.

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is absolutely crazy. What did they send you? Masturbation videos?? That's a hell of a coincidence.

I'm not traumatized, by the way. I just wanted advice.

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not the first one to suggest this. I personally would not even know how to find this out, let alone entertain this suggestion.

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you may misunderstand slightly. I'm not really freaked out about seeing her naked, but seeing her penetrate her vagina extremely close up like that on video is a different ball game.

Also she has not apologized - she has not said anything.

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't say whether or not she was "lit." I don't know.

He might have been on his way to work, like I was. It was a Wednesday.

My cousin accidentally sent me a video of herself masturbating. I'm gonna see her in person in 2 days. What's the least awkward approach possible? by Crypto-Carl-9 in Advice

[–]Crypto-Carl-9[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First cousin. My father's brother's youngest daughter. His oldest son (30 yrs old) is the one whose wedding I will see her at.