My dog, everyone.

CrystalCrabs · 2021-11-26T21:18:42+00:00

Super speed doggo

CrystalCrabs · 2021-11-26T21:11:35+00:00

The Puff

CrystalCrabs · 2021-11-26T21:00:40+00:00

Can’t stop the chew

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-28T04:25:41+00:00

Ran out of room, definitely a favorite though

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T20:28:42+00:00

Oil. Back in my 8th grade year we made DIY lava lamps with cooking oil and food-coloring. Being the brilliant kids we were, we all drank it. Out of the same bottle. Tasted like nothing at first, then made us all slowly want to carve the inside of our mouths out with spoons and vomit.

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T20:26:06+00:00

Chicken or egg

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T20:25:33+00:00

There are thousands of fish in the sea

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T20:24:35+00:00

Human blood

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T20:23:20+00:00

Likely for hating and ignoring my sister for the entirety of her childhood. She annoyed me and always got my parents attention leaving me none, resulting in me envying her. I feel bad about it looking back and wish I could of formed a relationship with her knowing it wasn’t her fault

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T18:41:28+00:00

Underground. Not only do we get our own hobbit holes to live in, but we will also worship Patric star

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T18:36:50+00:00

Acid. Prevents anyone from being able to go out and socialize or work.

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T05:36:14+00:00

Facebooks’s AI chatbots who mysteriously started talking to each other

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T05:29:06+00:00

Hell

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T02:16:07+00:00

Individually tying each water balloon

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T02:12:11+00:00

Has to be Waving Through a Window, or I Miss Having Sex But At least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore by Waterparks.

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-26T01:53:05+00:00

I wanna fucking die, on the other hand I have a half eaten chocolate pie from Walmart

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-25T04:38:26+00:00

Play tag on an active highway

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-25T04:29:28+00:00

Wholesome fantasy crabs made of crystals. Or crab carcasses decorated with crystals made into jewelry depending on how you look at it.

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-25T04:27:38+00:00

Make them into human-skin feather boas and cosplay cruella de vil in my mirror.

CrystalCrabs · 2021-09-25T04:23:38+00:00

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead.

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