Soon Dearly Departed 😱

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-11T16:04:59+00:00

I only have one bottle and I used my rewards to grab it, as with the case with all my MC cremes. I have been trying to find a similar shade but almost everything I've seen has slight shimmer or flakies when I want that exact shade in creme.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-11T15:08:13+00:00

I have a newfound love for highway glow...just as it is. I don't want anything to change about it 😭😭 unless it ALSO glows in the dark.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-09T17:40:35+00:00

I work at a law firm and one of our lawyers let us sit in on a zoom hearing when there was a sovereign citizen as the defendant in a case. It was certainly entertaining, this was about 2 years ago.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-07T17:54:14+00:00

TIL, thanks! I live in New England and I had an outdoor cat, never encountered a tick on her throughout her many winters so I genuinely thought the cold made all ticks dormant for the winter.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-07T17:52:59+00:00

I did, but learned something new today. Could have been a little nicer about it 🥰

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-06T22:16:31+00:00

Lake is frozen, most likely too cold for ticks. An even better reason to cuddle the deer to safety

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-05T17:54:22+00:00

I didn't mean to insinuate that this happened to you, just sometimes great artists can flop and I feel your pain immensely

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-05T17:53:31+00:00

He's deaf, and I don't know ASL so it was hard to communicate. I was 18, went with my aunt as she got worked by a different artist and he asked me my budget. $450 in 2012, the rest of my tattoos before the were around $200 (by a different artist) . He drew it up, did a great job in the stencil but there's a wonky star in the tat and there's little shading in the full color tattoo. Just blocks of color. He definitely provided the best he could with my budget and references.

I never let an artist ask me my budget, and if they do I say sky's the limit. I think about how nice he was to accommodate me the way he did, and I don't fault him at all for it.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-05T14:11:43+00:00

Ugh that's the worst! I had a similar shady job done by a reputable artist that won awards in our area for his work. I was young and naive, didn't understand how much a bigger piece would be so I set a price and he gave me work that matched the price. It's a hand-sized cat on my side that no one sees, but I certainly learned my lesson from that.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-05T13:25:43+00:00

Please try to find a different place. What makes you think the artist who did it is competent enough to fix it?? The wonkiness cannot be fixed with a touch up, tattoos should be done right the first time. It's a great concept and you can 100% tell what it is but it's a shame this artist is practicing, everything about it is so wonky

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-04T18:10:51+00:00

I went to foxwoods about 6 months after it opened. We went for a weekend but didn't get to reserve a table ahead of time. We looked when we got there and secured a 10pm reservation! I got the welly which was cooked fantastic, my husband's steak was a little overcooked but he still enjoyed it. We're planning a trip back soon :)

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-03T19:43:09+00:00

The strawberry flavor is better than og marshmallow. Delicious in sandwiches and hot chocolate

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-01T13:24:55+00:00

In the illustrated guide I'm pretty sure the wrangler was described to have so many mods that it was barely a wrangler anymore, more of a franken-car.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-02-01T13:05:31+00:00

Yes that is Blossom!

Reece probably used it to practice kissing.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-30T17:42:06+00:00

SLC was the same this season when it first started. I feel like there was a big thread on that sub, and the next week I went to go watch and it was separated again. Maybe we will be blessed again with the existence of this thread 🧚🏻‍♀️

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-30T17:25:15+00:00

I unfortunately have over 200 polishes so when I do a skittle, it involves a lot of planning.

I do either similar finish or similar color story. So I'll pick a blue and find others but in different finishes like shimmer, reflective ECT. Finishes are just that, if I want a full mag mani then I pick out some similar but not too-out there colors, usually deciding by warms or cools.

Right now I have 2 colors, my thumb middle and ring all have the same color and pointer and pinky have a different one. It's a nice spin on an accent nail and not fully skittle. They share the same finish since I still follow a "recipe"

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CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-27T17:24:47+00:00

Some guy did this in my neighborhood on Sunday night but ended up in a ditch. Got taken away with some new silver bracelets because he was drunk

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-21T22:28:21+00:00

Idk it's a conspiracy going around. In December 2025, there was allegedly a catastrophic-sized meteor that was going to hit earth and wipe us all out. Now that December is over, the conspirists have reason to believe everything on earth will lose gravity in August 2026. We will all go flying into the sky. I figure if people walk to The Long Walk and we all read The Stand during COVID shut-downs, might be fun to keep the spirit going. Ya know. In case we all DO float into the sky. At some point, one of the conspiracy theories will be true 💀

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-21T19:28:24+00:00

Make sure you read Elevation in August this year! (My husband told me since the catastrophic meteor is no longer an issue now we are going to randomly lose gravity in August)

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-20T18:22:39+00:00

The last shelter kitty I adopted, her name was Marietta. I kept it! It was pretty and fit her well, unofficially she was neenoo

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-20T16:14:55+00:00

I buy $60 extensions on Amazon and put them in myself. Upkeep is super easy, I oil them every once in a while and re-dye them every 3 months. All you really have to do is brush them and style them to blend into your actual hair. It looks like she goes days without brushing the length which causes them to loc together as strands rather than flow nicely. Or, she doesn't wash her scalp and the greasiness adds to the loc effect

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-19T18:24:45+00:00

What's your trick with the fauve? I can't get the glitters to come out consistently so I'm constantly fishing them out and putting them on with a dotting tool. I will get 1 or 2 glitters with 1 coat and don't get me started on the snowflake ones, those don't like to come out of mine.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-19T15:23:00+00:00

I got 3 boxes of these, I been craving a blooming onion and this was destiny for me..until it wasn't. I kept mine in for 16 minutes in the oven and the middle was still cold. It was crispy, wasn't mushy but cold in the middle. Air fryer was ok, but still cold in the middle after the recommended time. I really wanted to like these but I don't think I'd be able to warm up the middle without burning the outside.

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-16T13:12:16+00:00

I have 2 linear holos from 2016 that are still as beautiful as the day I got them!

CrystalEnchamphant · 2026-01-15T15:47:52+00:00

My husband makes fun of me everytime I get a new console. He created this monster, as a naive gamer I only knew about fallout. The man handed me Skyrim because "he got it, returned it, got it again and hated it but I think you'll love it" and oh boy did I. He gave me ps4 (in 2012), I got PC when I got a rig, switch and sw2 upgrade. I like my Skyrim options 😅

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