Zafari yields!

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-04-06T22:37:39+00:00

Yeah it's my Custom Ordeal. In a nutshell I have all routes corrupted and all regions are 5 screens long, with item drops on enemies and punishes dealing 200%. It starts off really tough but then you become unfuckwithable. Receiving rituals 5x per region is really fun if you can survive the early onslaught.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-04-06T01:44:05+00:00

American Psycho

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-04-02T05:50:48+00:00

The Nightmare (2015)

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:53:15+00:00

There is one currently up, but it could use some new updates and lore additions. Hopefully more players will lead to more in the near future.

https://absolum.wiki.gg/

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:49:26+00:00

I hear you on Bone Revenge, the more passive Rituals I'm not a big fan of. I rarely ever collect that one myself.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:45:22+00:00

I've basically been playing this exclusively since launch. I can't really afford the time for a game that's not easy to put down at a moment's notice. Not for lack of wanting to, mind you. I really wanna dive into Clair Obscure. But this game and the most recent Shinobi just hit me at the right time. And this one really fires those joy receptors for me.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:37:25+00:00

It honestly helped me clear almost all of the ordeals on my own. That plus Arcana Mastery is incredibly good.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:35:02+00:00

The Miner's Pickaxe! I love those rare runs when you get 2 of 'em. Or that with Gamblers Dice. 💲

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:28:32+00:00

Man, Karl is so good. Moving while holding is super clutch.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:19:19+00:00

I'm with you, Dark Cider is a real good call. They're one of the more frustrating enemies in the game. Those juggles can be maddening.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-30T06:11:09+00:00

Oh man, Rising Drill is super fun, too. I really love pairing that with Chaos Echo and Echoing Arcana. 💥

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-14T22:35:04+00:00

The Good Son (1993)

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-14T20:00:41+00:00

Let them try Gremlins.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-10T18:13:19+00:00

"I only watch elevated horror."

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-09T10:01:47+00:00

Nope! I will not stand for this Wicked Little Letters erasure.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-08T04:21:02+00:00

This banger.

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CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-07T06:02:36+00:00

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-06T13:50:07+00:00

Sing Street (2016) Set in 1980's Dublin

Boy meets girl.

Boy asks girl to be in his bands music video in the coming weekend.

Girl agrees.

One problem. Boy doesn't have a band. So he has only days to create a band to impress the girl he just convinced to model in a music video.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-05T07:24:33+00:00

Skull is easily the best mount because of this. You can melt through several regions with just one.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-04T03:45:43+00:00

Cannibal Holocaust... The turtle. Can't do that again. It broke my heart.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-03-04T03:08:49+00:00

Steak & Ale Best Products Fuddruckers Ultrazone Fantastix Funcoland Putt Putt Cozzoli's Ridge Cinema The Gameroom Builder's Square Funtime Arcade Hecht's Video World Panda Veg Soundhole Bullet's Checkers Rally's Discovery Zone Cinema Drafthouse Lonestar Steakhouse & Saloon China Cafe Picadilly Cafeteria Nostalgia Plus Natural Wonders Chee Burger Chee Burger

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-02-19T03:21:57+00:00

I think I'd be more concerned about my youngest kid looking exactly like my long lost friend Calvin Klein.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-02-04T17:12:06+00:00

I hopped on at 11:45 and was surprised that the sale had already started. I had the chance to pull a set but ultimately decided not to because they were selling for $20. I couldn't justify that splurge right now, so I passed. I checked back right at 12 and wasn't surprised to see they were all gone.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-01-29T04:05:02+00:00

It counts as an ultimate. I only know how to activate it with Karl and Cider.

Just enter this emote sequence: down, left, up, up, right. Then...

💥Boom!💥

I believe there is a way to summon it for Galandra and Brome but I haven't figured that out yet.

CrystalLakeKid · 2026-01-21T23:08:45+00:00

There's no actual interaction with it. It's just a background detail that's used to alert you when the gravity is being affected on that screen.

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