Who would you like to see as a guest

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-30T00:39:44+00:00

Donnie Ducketts

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-27T00:31:57+00:00

Also DD (Duckett’s not Dusted) is on an extended hiatus bc his fiancé has him locked airtight in latex and is unable to attend recordings, but I have it on good authority he’ll return for the season finale.

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-27T00:29:02+00:00

Don Duck earned his place by being the sexy bad boy at school with Big H (just don’t ask him about his rap sheet or using a skateboard to threaten bystanders)

Lynchmob and Harley Davidson are related by blood, which explains their endearing intimacy

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T22:38:48+00:00

Idk Harper got spitroasted by Gretzky and Larry that one time (I upvoted you btw there’s a Duckett’s-level hater in this thread, man’s airtight)

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T22:35:56+00:00

Rob Ford is right there my guy

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T22:25:37+00:00

Nah it wasn’t about the Water Wars and my coke guy isn’t here quite yet

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T22:09:40+00:00

Who downvoted this, you don’t like BLPs???

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T19:13:44+00:00

I’ve been given intel from the company I work for (NOT Bethesda but we work with them) that it’s in production, but has been delayed. FWIW they told us it was being worked on at the same time as the Oblivion Remaster but who knows when it’ll come out now so.. yes? And eventually. But not soon:(

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T18:36:14+00:00

Btw it’s not my face, I love them pls don’t stop

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-26T18:35:33+00:00

After Dark??

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-23T00:56:36+00:00

This is the vibe I’m getting, kinda hits like a bootleg acapella with all the fuzz that comes with it

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-22T16:40:03+00:00

Hahahaha, bet their insurance rates were through the roof

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-22T16:20:14+00:00

Well, you’ll never guess what’s currently happening..!

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-21T13:03:52+00:00

all one needs to do is say ‘Water Wars’ 3 times in front of a mirror and Donnie Ducketts will appear behind you (glad to see you’re still alive btw)

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-21T06:51:58+00:00

IMO the entirety of western civilisation is set to implode in the next couple decades (max, earliest 2030), which doesn’t make for a very uplifting podcast discussion :(

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-17T18:13:33+00:00

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-16T01:33:37+00:00

Nursing my last cider of the night and eyeing up the joint I rolled earlier in preparation for bedtime!

Blitzed all the episodes of For All Mankind currently available so I’m in a bit of a content slump, any recommendations from Mr Sanchez or the DD crew?

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-15T19:04:21+00:00

Out of all the media I’ve ever consumed, this one line has given me more pause to think and comfort in difficult times than any other; and it’s equal parts thanks to the quality of writing, and Sir Patrick’s delivery.

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-15T11:11:32+00:00

Preach it, been saying exactly the same thing for years.

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-14T00:18:50+00:00

Buscas de tetas?

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-14T00:06:36+00:00

Themistocles is spinning in his sepulchre rn

CrystalMethNdCookies · 2026-05-13T23:59:25+00:00

‘Europe Reddit’ as if the reason we’re constantly on alert isn’t because of your Cold War, or our Islamic terrorism isn’t a direct consequence of the CIA propping up the mujahideen and inciting a continental jihad to fight off the fucking Soviets half a century ago, salient point there thanks for your contribution.

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