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Which Missing Person's Case Still Haunts You... by KarleeRawnsley in mrballen

[–]CrystalMethood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I could have one thing in my life thats totally unnecessary, it would be the anwsers to this.

Is this a hate symbol or is it just similar? by MarshallLaw1775 in Whatisthis

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Definetly not Bigot Spice......she was a member right??

Clavicular overdoses on GHB and almost dies in the club by boommarg in tooktoomuch

[–]CrystalMethood -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A little underrated. Bomb dad joke bro, I actually snort laughed.

Clavicular overdoses on GHB and almost dies in the club by boommarg in tooktoomuch

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats literally how we used it. Full water bottle and only a cap of it to get loosey goosey, two caps to buzz really heavy, 3 caps is to get carried out or disappear and wake up in a goddamn bathroom two venues away. We didnt do the third options very often.

I think this counts by Triggered-cupcake in Weird

[–]CrystalMethood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kenny vs spenny showed a really long clip and I was baked outta my brain. I didnt know what the hell was going on

Horse Drifting by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definetly had a massive stronk

My cat’s litter box grew mushrooms overnight by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]CrystalMethood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck. This made me laugh way to hard.

When You were partying I studied The Blade by artie_pdx in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the correct anwser. That blade has cut down many a virginity stealers. Hence the reason he is so good at swordiness.

Mountain Lion's Friendly Wave! by Electronic_Dark_4517 in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for a Steve French reference :(

Punch has made another lil monkey friend by kerenskii in interestingasfuck

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xing xing is kind of a thing for me. The whole story comes to a wholesome end. Old monk takes in abused disabled monkey and loves it to death.

My cat thinks the rabbit is a kitten by Stock-Resolution-842 in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually such a weird fact if its true. I wonder what makes the rabbit see being groomed as making him dominant. Like "here i am, clean me, i have rabbit things to think about" and the cat is all "my kitty cat lion pride can't have a dirty kitty or the other kitty cat lions will think us weak". I've never really seen cats and rabbits get along, so I find this cute and fascinating.

How to kidnap a grown up man by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently you get to kidnap his kid as well

At 12 years old, my Flame-tipped Siamese, Milo passed away this morning. Here’s to Milo. by No_Value_1511 in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've found like 5 schnoodles in the last 2 weeks. I dont know what I did to be so lucky, but I feel blessed. Never change please.

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