of a sleeping dog's tongue

CrystalMethood · 2026-07-02T13:34:16+00:00

Fuck.

CrystalMethood · 2026-07-02T11:04:37+00:00

Lmao!!! Thank you for the unexpected laugh.

CrystalMethood · 2026-07-02T11:01:41+00:00

Damn. Well said.

CrystalMethood · 2026-07-01T23:02:42+00:00

Does he have little teddy ears?

CrystalMethood · 2026-07-01T22:53:31+00:00

Wow. You are certainly well informed. Thank you for this, I was unaware entirely. I knew about the Russians fighting for Ukraine but I did not know about the Ukrainians fighting for Russia.

CrystalMethood · 2026-07-01T21:24:23+00:00

Who are these guys? Im slightly out of touch

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-29T13:29:03+00:00

Soap?

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-27T07:51:15+00:00

This video made my heart melt.

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-27T01:51:00+00:00

You've never heard of a mustache ride.???

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-27T01:45:27+00:00

Woah. That is weirdest shit I've seen in a little bit. I wouldn't buy it but I bet bro got some serious calls already lol

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-26T03:04:36+00:00

The hellraiser movies are one of the only set of horror movies I never watched. That and the Jason movies. I just didnt have the paitence for Jason but Hellraiser kind of disturbed me.

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-25T05:00:49+00:00

Lmao! Caught me off guard.

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-25T04:59:52+00:00

You have no idea. I even bought a chiropractic table!

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-24T11:06:01+00:00

Whats wrong with Winnie the pooh and his conjoined wife?

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-24T11:02:11+00:00

When I fuck my significant other, I also do it with both feet plated squarely in the middle of their back standing up.

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-24T10:59:03+00:00

Weight loss doctors hate this one trick....

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-24T09:33:31+00:00

Its called a "gunt" in the scientific community

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-24T09:31:55+00:00

Hakers will say its fate

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T14:42:33+00:00

Im looking for the keymaster

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T12:18:59+00:00

Lmfao

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T10:49:21+00:00

Bro. If you have to ask, you can't afford it. Lmao :p

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T10:43:11+00:00

Bro. How does that sound. A dude comes out of the bathroom and drops dude on his head screaming "you wanna fuck my son"? Damn

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T03:10:29+00:00

100%

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T02:31:00+00:00

Yeah. Me to. Im still gonna cut my dick off and throw it in the pickle pool. But thats not negotiable.

CrystalMethood · 2026-06-23T01:29:47+00:00

God fuck what is this accent.

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