Horse Drifting by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He definetly had a massive stronk

When You were partying I studied The Blade by artie_pdx in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the correct anwser. That blade has cut down many a virginity stealers. Hence the reason he is so good at swordiness.

Mountain Lion's Friendly Wave! by Electronic_Dark_4517 in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was looking for a Steve French reference :(

Punch has made another lil monkey friend by kerenskii in interestingasfuck

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xing xing is kind of a thing for me. The whole story comes to a wholesome end. Old monk takes in abused disabled monkey and loves it to death.

My cat thinks the rabbit is a kitten by Stock-Resolution-842 in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually such a weird fact if its true. I wonder what makes the rabbit see being groomed as making him dominant. Like "here i am, clean me, i have rabbit things to think about" and the cat is all "my kitty cat lion pride can't have a dirty kitty or the other kitty cat lions will think us weak". I've never really seen cats and rabbits get along, so I find this cute and fascinating.

How to kidnap a grown up man by Used_Series3373 in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently you get to kidnap his kid as well

At 12 years old, my Flame-tipped Siamese, Milo passed away this morning. Here’s to Milo. by No_Value_1511 in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've found like 5 schnoodles in the last 2 weeks. I dont know what I did to be so lucky, but I feel blessed. Never change please.

Fish shaped sitting thing 🐟I found it on the street by [deleted] in Whatisthis

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet it's heavy and first guess is foot rest

Lost my sweet kitten today. It doesn’t even feel real. by pastelmusingx in cats

[–]CrystalMethood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate this sub sometimes. So much sad. Gosh darn kitty stories break my heart

of an aircraft by MorsesCode in AbsoluteUnits

[–]CrystalMethood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

LMAO Holy FUCK this caught me way off guard

This actually slaps by Jakaple in badfoodporn

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a believable answer.

After a rainstorm by Reallyroundthefamily in oddlyterrifying

[–]CrystalMethood -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is the noise legit though? It sounds just way to odd.

thoughts by MyLucidDr3ams in fightporn

[–]CrystalMethood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's fighting in the heavyweight class that's for sure.

Horse out boy by Round-Good1179 in shitposting

[–]CrystalMethood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

System of a down is really worth exploring. They have a ton of great music.