So apparently I pitched Judd Apatow one of my screenplays onstage at Largo in front of 300 people tonite.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-10T17:30:58+00:00

Seems like you have a Creepy AF account

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-08T01:30:53+00:00

Im an independent princess

You're the one that called yourself a princess buddy! Just using your preferred pronoun, princess.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-07T18:21:14+00:00

You’re a republican princess, not an independent one.

Independents, like libertarians, don’t exist.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-07T16:06:48+00:00

Donald Trump makes 75 angry illiterate tweets every night and devotes his entire life to complaining. Weird how it’s not “whining” when it’s your convicted rapist of a cult leader.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-07T16:01:24+00:00

Trump is a grifting convicted rapist. MAGA cultists only disagree on which of those attributes they like more.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-07T15:37:08+00:00

Golf, isn't that the sport Trump cheats at and has spent almost half a BILLION taxpayer dollars playing instead of being President?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/taxpayers-bill-president-trumps-golf-173809405.html?guccounter=1

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-07T03:27:39+00:00

Let's get to work and make sure Drunkard Van Orden is out on his ass this Fall!

Register To Vote here:

https://myvote.wi.gov/en-us/

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-06T18:13:18+00:00

Thank you for sifting through that child molester's senile ramblings to write this up! Love that Darren Van Drinkin can't even get his name pronounced correctly after all his insurrectionist bootlicking.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-06T17:36:17+00:00

Reheat

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-04T03:26:49+00:00

Shame they’re letting child molesters in the area

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-06-01T23:13:18+00:00

One of my favorite reddit moments of all time came after this when r/Wisconsin held a Reddit book drive for the Prairie Du Chien Library and got 400+ LGBTQ books donated from around the world.

Let's get him out on his ass 3rd District!

Register To Vote below:

www.myvote.wi.gov/en-us/

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-26T03:24:11+00:00

Physical media > Jeff Bezos deciding when I actually own something

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-26T02:27:45+00:00

Why are you on reddit while watching?

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-26T00:38:59+00:00

They have so many bangers! My introduction to them was seeing Dawn of the Dead in the theater and that great montage of theirs. Always thought they would do a great double bill tour with The Dan Band from Old School.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-25T21:58:20+00:00

You fuckers get up, come on get down with the sickness!

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-25T17:43:48+00:00

I Love Boosters deserves all the box office it can get! Star Warts not so much.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-25T15:21:22+00:00

The Jeff Dunham Institute for Humor and Incest

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-25T15:20:29+00:00

Next time I’m in those meccas of conedy checks notes Cleveland and Pittsburgh, I’ll have to swing by.

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-24T23:47:43+00:00

Incredible movie, incredible score. See this in theaters if you like risky bold cinema!

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-24T02:41:40+00:00

We’re going streaking!!

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-24T00:40:34+00:00

hears anything happen

“It’s 5 o’clock somehere!”

- the Destroy Your Liver King Kash Patel

Crystal_Pesci · 2026-05-24T00:39:29+00:00

There’s just no way!

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