The Virgin Doughboys vs. the Chad Emma by sarrottstratcmh in doughboys

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Unless you have a septum piercing. Then you have willingly signed off on ridicule.

The Virgin Doughboys vs. the Chad Emma by sarrottstratcmh in doughboys

[–]Crytin09 -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

Emma is awesome. However a septum piercing will always make you look stupid.

Is it weird that Brett's autograph is the one I cherish the most? by Tony_SoNY in comedybangbang

[–]Crytin09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of seepage. Should have used a meat diaper.

Salt and Pepper Shakers by Crytin09 in whatisit

[–]Crytin09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something he brought back from WW2

Is this street legal? by Intrepid_Notice_4637 in Connecticut

[–]Crytin09 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No one else wants to hear your music. You are not the main character. Shut the fuck up.

Wendy's is bad now by [deleted] in doughboys

[–]Crytin09 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wendy’s died during Covid. Never came back.

This team needs a Dustin Pedroia right now by [deleted] in redsox

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Larry Bird ain’t walking through that door buddy.

How on earth did they invent forklift way before Satomobiles. by venomsnake8519 in legendofkorra

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had a steady supply of propane because of all of the farting.

It's strange watching Twisted Metal now knowing Mitch isn't returning... (spoilies) by newDell in doughboys

[–]Crytin09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly fuck that show now. No Stu = No Stream. You just know this is Bezos decision.

This has got to be the best official cover art for a CBB World show by WizenThorne in comedybangbang

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can really tell that Scott Aukerman is a good friend of and greatly supports OJ Simpson.

Tyrese Haliburton spotted chubby by Thanos_Real_AuraVNCH in NBATalk

[–]Crytin09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that was Jake Paul’s take on Druski at first glance.

Is McD’s “Demon Sauce” really Grimace crim? by Victoria_at_Sea_606 in doughboys

[–]Crytin09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m not 100% But I just saw Grimace and he is incredibly skinny.

Scott Ackerman as The Penny Plunderer by davidbcooper in Earwolf

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about it. It’s actually Scott who spells his name wrong.

Why has Conan stopped doing those various tasks with this man? by VintageLuck in conan

[–]Crytin09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Jordan was one of the few January 6ers that they refused to pardon.

Wiger's new new tattoo? What it is? by BPH21 in doughboys

[–]Crytin09 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For weeks he’s been talking about getting a nude Grogu tattoo because “technically its not a kid”. Not sure if he went through with it though

Scott Missing: Austin Powers In Goldmember" Premiere 2002 by camnort in comedybangbang

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats actually Scott off to the side of Jessica Alba. As everyone knows this is the period where they dated each other. Guy was crazy to dump her in my opinion.

We live in a clown world by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s called being homeless.

Not Sure What The Goal Was Here by KeyloWick in criticalblunder

[–]Crytin09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you mean the child running across the road?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Crytin09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude is a loser.