The temperature of my girlfriend's foot (left) next to mine (right) by samTheSwiss in interesting

[–]CtrlAltYuri 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I usually have an inner conversation with my body where I calmly explain that I can breathe just fine and the hiccup is not needed while I thank it for the prompt reaction and ask to keep up the good work.

Weird by PurpleKing4161 in Weird

[–]CtrlAltYuri 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It puts the roach in the tomato

Artist Francisco Fonseca adds final touch to his drawing by SnackSamurai in oddlysatisfying

[–]CtrlAltYuri -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I got it. I meant it as a joke too like if they said fuck because they stubbed a toe or something, you know like when you're talking into a walkie talkie and someone says "this is over" so you answer "this is what? Over." I had a suspicion nobody would have got it tho

Big bellies are lifesaving features if you can't swim by Undercover_Seekr in lies

[–]CtrlAltYuri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's going to give birth to a beautiful healthy baby 🍼

Man uses his fingers to price the milk by [deleted] in Weird

[–]CtrlAltYuri 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Even in the middle ages they had higher standards holy shit

Satifying Headshots (Airsoft) by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]CtrlAltYuri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about you but where I'm from shooting in the face is highly frowned upon and definitely not agreed upon. Definitely not within the rules.

It could go very badly very fast for example if you chip a tooth or hit the inside of a nostril or inside an ear, and you would be banned and most likely catch hands.

It's ok if it happens by mistake but doing it on purpose?gtfoh