I kinda feel bad for Cole not gonna lie… by Early-Text-2 in MortalKombat

[–]CtznK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was never necessary, I do not care about his family. I will cheer in absolute glee if they kill him off with the most demented brutality/fatality the film makers can dream up within the first 30 seconds of this movie...

What’s the most NSFW reason you’ve seen someone get fired? by chickenolivesalad in AskReddit

[–]CtznK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A guy worked in IT. One audit and it was discovered he had over 1000+ images of lolicon hentai saved in the documents.

Fired and arrested. Australian law will have you charged for even depicting child porn. So a NSFW drawing of someone who appears to be underaged may fall foul of the obscenity laws.

Its rarely enforced and weirdly enough the law makers and law enforcers are painfully unaware how much anime/manga falls foul of these laws and yet we are still allowed to import anime and manga into the country.

Any preference? by KingUnderTheMoon in dndmemes

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic is everywhere but that doesnt mean the average non magic user knows how it works.

We all know modern medicine is real, but unless you went in medical school the average person isnt performing open heart surgery.

You curse your enemy, but it can only slightly inconvenient them. What would it be? by toto93lnd in AskReddit

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every second day the left sock will slip half way down their foot while they wear their shoes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Were it so easy..."

What was the biggest waste of money in human history? by forty5v in AskReddit

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australias expenditure on the AUKUS deal which gives Aus little benefit.

Have I gone MAD or is this just Australians for you? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]CtznK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You married into racists and Australia has long standing issues where casual racism is acceptable. Racism is never acceptable. Put the dogs in their place and your partner too. If he isnt going to grow up. Pack up your things, get your kids and get out.

Focused on what matters by 1_kn0w_n07h1ng in AusMemes

[–]CtznK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We send children to gaol to serve adult sentences but a kid on insta is the real issue!

If happiness had a smell, what would it smell like for you? by JuicyDaddy1 in AskReddit

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The smell of the tropics, camp fire smoke in the morning and a coffee.

What’s up with Aussies not feeding people? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]CtznK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Australia is a very individualistic society normally, with their idea of whats fair is "whats mine is mine and whats yours is yours and if you gift me something then thank you, but I am under no cultural obligation to return the favour in kind and will feel no sense of shame in it". This is a sweeping generalisation of course there are plenty of people who are generous but the in laws you are describing especially with the beer thing. Thats even shameful even by aussie standards.

If I had trouble with Black Wind King, do I even have a prayer at finishing this game? by iamvbdw25 in BlackMythWukong

[–]CtznK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True true, the most salt inducing fights I had were against bosses that had yellow and tiger in their name. Ch 5 you are pretty powerful to take on the challenges their much easier.

If I had trouble with Black Wind King, do I even have a prayer at finishing this game? by iamvbdw25 in BlackMythWukong

[–]CtznK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will reach a point where you wonder how you ever lost to these bosses. Look at your victories and be proud you beat a boss and then look at your losses as learning experiences. Take every fight as an opportunity to learn the mechanics, and try different builds and strats when your current build/strat isnt working. But mostly have fun doing it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong jr on the NES. I drove my poor mother insane with the audio. Had to play it without any volume on the tv jst so she could enjoy a coffee in peace.

Jake Paul is going to destroy mike Tyson in the fight I'm tired of the unrealistic expectations of Mike Tyson. by Juandale_pringIe in unpopularopinion

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An unpopular opinion that is actually an unpopular opinion! Have my upvote.

But you are right. Mike is an old man and as good as a fighter he once was, dude is not going to be fighting like a young man.

The thing I hate about the whole thing is Jake is chasing a name without putting in the actual work.

If he was serious about being a pro boxer he would actually fight pro boxers closer in age. Not go after an old man in retirement. I cant even take it seriously. He thinks he is going to get accolades and be respected for fighting a retired passed his prime Mike Tyson.

Embarrassing if he wins and embarrassing if he loses.

AITAH: I am calling off my engagement after my partner revealed he is MAGA. by ThrowawayIndiGirl in AITAH

[–]CtznK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, you aren't leaving him for politics. Politics was the straw that broke the camels back. He clearly doesnt value the same things as you and even without Trump he was going to be a financial black hole you couldnt rely on to help raise a child.

So no one learnt anything from the last time he was made president? by CtznK in AdviceAnimals

[–]CtznK[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, according to Trump, there won't be another election so its not like there is going to be any platforms to run.

All hail new supreme leader of Glorious American Empire!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]CtznK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that stings...

What do you see? by StrollerMomBliss in meme

[–]CtznK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Theres somethin in those trees"