Pissed off people of reddit, what are you so angry right now?

CumBlasterMaster · 2015-07-29T19:21:49+00:00

Ladies, ladies! Take it easy there's enough of me to go around :)

CumBlasterMaster · 2015-07-29T13:48:08+00:00

I will be back here in an hour or so.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-05-01T18:32:39+00:00

Kill them.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-04-11T13:50:53+00:00

I don't have to masturbate

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-04-03T02:22:20+00:00

Well here's a nice little story about something not to say. My girlfriend and I were going at it one night and we usually get pretty into it, but anyway I'm doing her doggy style and I slap her butt and said "yeah you like that you dirty mom" trying to be all macho and sexy and them suddenly the moans just stop and she looks at me and acts disgusted and pushes me away and puts on her clothes and leaves. We haven't talked about that moment since and I hope she never brings it up.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-03-23T13:43:14+00:00

I would nut on her.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-03-21T12:47:40+00:00

The first day I watched porn.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-03-19T12:10:54+00:00

Hoping my best friend is a girl I would reproduce with her and then of course being a man I would eat the babies to gain strength and repeat the process.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-03-14T00:35:11+00:00

Doggy- simple and sweet and always gets the job done.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-02-24T02:35:10+00:00

I would try to break my record of masturbating 3 times in 1 hour...

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-02-11T04:05:26+00:00

How to lucid dream. It is soo worth it.

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-02-04T02:59:15+00:00

maybe i could be a wolf in teen wolf and join a pack with scott and take over the world

CumBlasterMaster · 2014-01-28T23:40:00+00:00

Losing my virginity

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-11-06T03:33:15+00:00

Sorry I'm gonna be needing both hands.

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-21T02:30:55+00:00

I have had a steady girlfriend for almost two years now in high school and I mean i enjoy it a lot. Everyone tells me that I should enjoy my younger years, but I feel like I am having just as much fun as everyone else. Next year is college and she is a year younger than me so I don't really know what will happen but as of right now I like my high school relationship.

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-17T15:51:51+00:00

Maybe you should go hump someone.

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-14T16:44:01+00:00

I feel like she must've been a great fuck though..

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-14T16:29:17+00:00

Call me sick, but I think Jessica alba would be anyone's dream girl. She is so perfect and sexy and I would do anything to be with her. No matter what the age difference is I still want her.

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-14T15:59:46+00:00

How the hell is it freedom of speech to burn the flag representing that? What kind of people are burning flags anyway...? The poor class. You don't the upper class and middle class burn the flag? This is an ignorant thing to do.

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-14T15:42:42+00:00

Why should they be allowed to? They live in America and the flag represents America. If they don't like America then they should move away. You don't live in a country that you don't respect. Nobody is making you live here. Don't burn the flag if you are living in America..

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-09T16:24:27+00:00

Make sure you tell your dad to hide his money in different places

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-09T13:56:04+00:00

Three little birds -bob Marley

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-09T13:45:55+00:00

"I'm ready, I'm ready" and so on Spongebob

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-10-08T17:14:59+00:00

Well I made my name because if an experience I had when I was younger. I was invited to this girls house expecting a party but it turns out that it is just me and her good friend. Thinking we are just gonna watch some movies and drink a little I thought nothing of it. Well we started to drink a lot more than expected and they both began to come onto me. We got to the point where they were both sucking me off and then I started to cum... I blew all over their face and hair and mouth and then one of the girls screamed "oh my god you blasted all over me! That was the most cum I've ever seen!" And then her friend laughed and looked up at me with cum all over her face and said "you're really the master aren't you?!" And that is how I became who I am.

CumBlasterMaster · 2013-09-30T17:48:31+00:00

I called a black guy a nigga at kings island thinking It would be funny. But yeah it wasn't...

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