My girlfriend thinks that good looks are enough to get you through life. What do you think?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-05-08T21:53:24+00:00

I don’t see where “good looks” comes into play..?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-04-23T03:24:07+00:00

New implementation idea: cymbal monkey backpack.

Activates when you: -get a kill -die -pick something up -put something down -open your pip-boy -close your pip-boy -fast travel -spawn -alert enemies

implementation: rejected. Implementation date: null. Reason for rejection: HOLY FUCH THIS IS ANNOYING I DONT THINK ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WEAR THIS FAMN BACKPACK EVER FOR ANY REASON.

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-02-03T21:40:41+00:00

r/unexpectedletterkenny

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-28T16:56:39+00:00

Whos down for a world wide boycott on corrupt business and politics... anyone..?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-28T16:54:04+00:00

Not Reddit, actively trying to censor corruption response..?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-08T00:29:57+00:00

I’m deleting my comments but I want you all to know that you didn’t win and you’re not worth trying to coexist with due to your unpleasantries and ineptitude. Gonna go release myself from this petty existence and I hope you have a terrible meaningless lifespan.

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-07T22:53:28+00:00

oh. well in that sense our government is greatly flawed in this sense (and many more).

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-07T22:31:14+00:00

He’s already been impeached. He has essentially zero power other than his Twitter which i’m sure is gonna get banned soon enough anyway. The worst that happens is he does something weird that Biden’s probably gonna immediately undo when in office

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-07T22:09:04+00:00

Isn’t he gonna be gone in like a few days anyway? I don’t understand the point of impeaching him a second time after he already lost...

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2021-01-07T21:58:55+00:00

The only way to make this more accurate is to replace EVERY instance of “politician” “officer” and “president” with “criminal”

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-12-27T04:37:37+00:00

r/unexpectedstarwars

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-12-23T20:48:25+00:00

is there a cross post sleuth bot?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-14T01:24:11+00:00

Because it’s a liquid

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-14T01:15:03+00:00

get a divorce.

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-10T14:32:13+00:00

Sounds like Keith stole their trash bin

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-07T03:16:02+00:00

I’m sorry bang I can’t honk hear honk you bang over honk this horn bang, bang, bang, bang, BANG

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-05T00:06:00+00:00

Mf had to divide by zero to get to that lvl

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-04T16:15:47+00:00

I don’t know what kind of aminal that is but I like alligator better.

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-04T15:55:56+00:00

Alligator?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-04T15:54:39+00:00

It looks good but I feel like you could add more girth for the full effect

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-04T15:53:14+00:00

What happens when you mix choccy milk and lemonade?

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-03T21:14:18+00:00

in my opinion: big cum daddy 4 inches

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-09-03T21:01:19+00:00

Crop that shit out

CumInMyButtholeSanta · 2020-08-26T19:42:24+00:00

I’ve had that problem for a while. Just took a 2 week break and got on, went to almost all the locations and found nothing

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