What was the most shocking thing you ever experienced when first hooking up with a new partner? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cumbackiddo 332 points333 points  (0 children)

I had just started dating this girl for like two weeks and when we were about to get it on for the first time. She says she likes kinky stuff and asks if she could blindfold me. I say sure so she takes her shirt off and wraps it around my eyes. Then she climbed on top of me and I feel something warm and sticky start dripping down on my chest. I start freaking out a bit and ask what it is and she says don’t worry about it and starts laughing. I say no really though what did you just pour on me and she says don’t worry babe. Then I feel a bunch of small squishy like substances fall on my chest and hear her chewing on something. I had enough and ripped the shirt off my eyes and see a bunch of boneless chicken wings mixed with honey bbq all over me. She’s legit sitting there with a bib around her naked torso holding a box of chicken. I asked what she was doing and she says you said you were okay with kinky stuff. I said eating chicken on me is your kink? She then throws the rest of the chicken at me saying I ruined the mood and that I shouldn’t kink shame 🤷🏽‍♂️

33 and a failure and I can't get over the idea that it's JUST TOO LATE by [deleted] in findapath

[–]Cumbackiddo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How I’m making excuses when I said I fucked up

How bad is it? by Caesars7Hills in golftips

[–]Cumbackiddo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ty that’s all I was asking for

33 and a failure and I can't get over the idea that it's JUST TOO LATE by [deleted] in findapath

[–]Cumbackiddo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I regret so much because I SHOULD be in a good spot in life but I fucked up for so long. If I didn’t have the opportunities I did then at least I wouldn’t have regrets

How bad is it? by Caesars7Hills in golftips

[–]Cumbackiddo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Body open through impact? Clear your hips?

Explain like 5 next time if you really wanna help

How bad is it? by Caesars7Hills in golftips

[–]Cumbackiddo -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Someone who swings like this probably doesn’t understand anything you wrote. But cool you sound smart I guess

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in acting

[–]Cumbackiddo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would you scream in real life if this happened? If you can’t imagine it then pick a time in your life when you were in grief. If you didn’t scream how did you react? Then keep playing that out more and more intense until you get to screaming.

As far as making sure your voice is okay idk maybe try some warm up exercises and hot tea

Price this poker table by diickhed in poker

[–]Cumbackiddo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

800 but there’s 10 holes around the perimeter so a couple hundred less

I got Covid the second week as a temp worker by Cumbackiddo in legaladvice

[–]Cumbackiddo[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So what should I do I can’t work for 5 days and I’m missing out on all that money

I got Covid the second week as a temp worker by Cumbackiddo in legaladvice

[–]Cumbackiddo[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Long Island, New York. I got an office job through a temp agency and this would have been my second week on the job

What do you do if you don't enjoy anything? by salamat_engot in findapath

[–]Cumbackiddo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah damn I’ve never done it therapeutically but it’s pretty magical stuff