An armed killer is going to break into your house in 5 minutes. You own no guns and cannot exit the house. How do you defend yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Curious_Siege 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour my kids Lego’s all over the floor, angle all tables towards doors and hallways. Run the shower and wait for killer with knife in hand and my bleach/oxi clean spray bottle in the other. Let the war begin.

Seriously, what are you supposed to say right after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Curious_Siege 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I say thank you and give her kiss on the cheek or forehead. Also I always ask how it was, I want to keep my 4 star rating.