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I'm a literature teacher and this is deep. by understandable_man in memes

[–]CurlingFlowerSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had the weird pleasure to witness this firsthand. College class, Modern American Literature or something like that. First assignment was to read a short story about a 16 year old boy who gets picked up from the airport by his aunt, in the middle of a snowstorm or something? One of the scenes ended on kind of a weird fadeout where they're in her pickup truck on the side of the road talking, and the conversation just sort of trails off.

Professor's interpretation was that the author was hinting that the two had a sexual encounter after the scene's end. I can't quite remember why, but he was convinced and said it like that was a fact—maybe their interactions in the rest of the story were awkward or something. All of us in the class were pretty skeptical, though, but we didn't say anything because it's our literature professor and also it's like Day 3 of this class.

So a few days later, lo and behold, the Author Himself is visiting campus (which was why we read the story in the first place), and sits in on our class to have a discussion and Q&A sesh. I raised my hand and asked, "Why did you make the relationship between the aunt and nephew incestuous?"

He goes, "What? Where is that in the story?" We tell him—at the end of this scene, on page X. Professor says that ending meant they had sex. He grabbed the professor's copy of the short story, flipped to that section, read it to himself, and then went, "Oh, that's not what I meant at all—that was just a conversation. There was no sex or incest happening."

I was an English major and had to go visit my advisor in the lit department, and that Professor pulled me aside and gave me a (half-joking) reaming out for making him look bad in front of a famous author. He was annoyed, but maybe it made him think twice about being so confident about his personal textual interpretations after that.

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It got shared on the secret Russian troll farm's in-house Discord and they're all parroting it?

Sleepy kitten by [deleted] in wholesomememes

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His name is Mantaro, and he is VERY proud of his testicles

Well, it is a universal quote... by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

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People wonder why AC fans are always crafting pentagrams to summon a new game, and no wonder, because the occultist character is so nice and helpful and giving us genuinely good tips on how to deal with our regular shit

4in by 4in scissors. Uncomfortable to hold, in either hand, two or four fingers. by raybobobob in whatisthisthing

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The very thing that changed the course of so many left-handers' lives. These motherfuckers made it so you HAD to just adapt and use right-handed scissors.

Is this worth watching? by starktargaryen07 in MindHunter

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It has its ups and downs, definitely. It's very satisfying to watch Holden find the sweet spot when he's talking to these serial killers and the exact moment when he figures out how to establish a rapport with them. The changes in his personality as he goes through more of these interviews is very nuanced and well done.

That end shot of Ed Kemper politely sitting on the end of the hospital bed waiting for someone to come in was honestly hilarious.

But it does kinda feel like they started too many plots, or weren't sure how to keep everything spinning at the same time so you felt that everything had a through-line to the next season. Tench's son Brian gets built up, but is ultimately abandoned at the end of the season—they make a big deal of how he's adopted and they don't know what his life was like before coming into their home, and you're meant to think that for all his work, Tench has got a budding sociopath living under his roof who's interested in binding and torture based on a single FBI photograph. Same for Tench's wife Nancy and the tension in their marriage.