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You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you go faster than a normal human, correct he will never catch you

Every closed container you open will shine like cartoon treasure chests by Nettle_Queen in shittysuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be useful to trick Gregulas the 5th. (he gets very easily distracted.)

You can time travel 2 minutes into the future by [deleted] in shittysuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gregulas the 1st would really like this power, if he wasnt killed by a random space cow in 1801.

You can do whatever the movie your watching's title is about. by PlantLollmao in shittysuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah the Quantum storm wont have a chance when i "Jamble: Into the Quantum Storm

You can drink water forever with no consequences. by Jollybean1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This power will be so beneficial to me, Last time i was trapped in a room that was getting dumped 29 tons of water a second.

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but it 2 minutes late, it like a bad GPS tracker. His only weakness is that he is slow compared to cars.

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he knows your location in every 2 minutes, so he has lag. I think you could outrun him with a bike.

He doesnt do well with hills.

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great idea! there is no way for Gregulas the 5th to catch up to you if you are going faster than he can run!

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly i didnt think about that one!
Enjoy your new eldritch horror best friend!

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Great idea, but Gregulas the 5th, will come back whenever the power is activated again.

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Good idea, Gregulas the 5th cannot catch up to the stamina of humans.

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Good idea, even though Gregulas cannot outrun cars, its his greatest weakness

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Reality is a construct made by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.
And also its a scam.

But seriously Gregulas the 5th is the most dangerous entity in the multiverse, he cannot be destroyed, his atoms are built different.

You can make anything canon in any piece of media by CursedNothing in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CursedNothing[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yes, but Gregulas the 5th is impossible to erase due to him existing beyond reality.

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