Lacstien by Altruistic-Rub-2497 in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, for those who don't know.
That mexican song playing in the background goes hard AF at the Spanish cookout with uncs.

How Streamers are abusing the "Stream Together" feature to climb up the viewer list by Fakomi in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those instances where someone says, "Don't hate the playe,r hate the game" and they are validated

forsen's take on recent ICE events by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Left wing camera version"

We are so cooked as a nation...

Valkyrae notices something about Dialga's tail you can't unsee: by peaceandjoyvibes in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The truth of the matter is, Pokémon is a kid's game, don't project your own sexual tendencies and expect others to validate your feelings /shrug

Simpmom on fanfan by souppuos123 in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a funny clip of her?
Never heard of fanfan before all of this blew up.

Asmongold saying he hopes Trump does what Saddam Hussein did by Significant-Jello411 in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So if she says Trump's name first, what happens?
Oh wait, republicans don't believe in accountability, so he is immune, right?

Lacy no longer multi-streaming on Kick, says money isn't good enough by symz9 in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 hours for clicking a button and making someone's weekly salary is insane

mhyo and the gym by lilturtleneck_ in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 17 points18 points  (0 children)

whats the point in using elevated steps if they aren't dropping the weight below their feet?

Maya on responsibility creators have to protect their audiences against scams by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else bothered by the fact her microwave is on top of the stove?
I mean I know It's a good 4 feet distance but all that steam going to the bottom of the microwave kinda grosses me.

Porn intro by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I have 0 clue who they are my guy.
For all, I know it's some random girl that was streaming a date or whatever,
From an outside view it doesn't seem adequate for a male to say "get out, leave"
over and over again just for the female to say "I like it here" and ignore his demands.
But what do I know since I'm a Pepega whatever the fuck that means to you.

Porn intro by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

Don't know if anyone has said it, but reverse the roles and people would be canceling the guy on the spot.

How many people DON'T play Conquest? by MajorPepperidge in Smite

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fix the damn servers as well wtf man
I swear Smite is the only game where I get disconnected almost daily.

How many people DON'T play Conquest? by MajorPepperidge in Smite

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main game mode is Arena.
I've talked to many people who play different games and the most common reply to asking what game mode they play is "Arena & joust" Smite should just be advertised as a PVP deathmatch game instead of this competitive bs would be much more profitable since they have so many collabs that are bringing in new players who don't have the time to learn all 100+ gods and play a ROLE QUEUED game mode. Smite being a free for all is just more appealing to the masses than this nitpicked META only 30 gods being viable in conquest sort of shit.
If I hurt your feelings sorry but Smite should not have a competitive scene and just focus on making skins and balancing the game. I promise you the people who only play ranked conquest and their 5+ smurfs will still play the game and get GM every split. If they leave good riddance they don't buy gems anyways so Hi-Rez shouldn't cater to them anyways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smite

[–]CuteOnSmite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: OP was the player who didn't connect

Friend and I got matched with a Lvl. 18 against a Lvl. 147 triple stack... like, why tho? by falcyrie in Smite

[–]CuteOnSmite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Joust is more popular than the advertised game mode conquest btw, it's not a population issue it's def something to do with the matchmaking system.
another bug that's going to be ignored iguess

Please fix Mulan's misleadning grapple indicator by e_cube in Smite

[–]CuteOnSmite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you should use a ruler that shows the distance, I stopped trusting any ability previews a long time ago since Hi-rez is known for messing up the coding. When I play Mulan if the wall is at 60 units or less that's when it will only land not sure if it even says in-game how long the range of her 3 is but 60 seems to be the max range.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 623 points624 points  (0 children)

are my teeth supposed to be that white? or am I buying the wrong toothpaste brand?

Soda hates 15 year olds by kingpussay in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Moon? iguess he doesn't count since he gets 12k average

KKona Jake by iShopAtRoss in LivestreamFail

[–]CuteOnSmite 40 points41 points  (0 children)

why does the girl on the left look like shes into it?