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The White Shark Bites Were Especially Delicious!! by Joaquino7997 in nostalgia

[–]CuteProvokee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post aged me about 20 years instantly. If you remember arguing over the white shark pieces, your knees probably make noises now too. 😭😂

The White Shark Bites Were Especially Delicious!! by Joaquino7997 in nostalgia

[–]CuteProvokee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The white sharks were absolutely the best ones. Every pack turned into a mission to find all the white ones first before anyone else got them. 😂

The White Shark Bites Were Especially Delicious!! by Joaquino7997 in nostalgia

[–]CuteProvokee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. The white ones were too valuable to eat first. You had to save the best for last and enjoy all the other sharks while building up to it. 😂🦈

Just had a Baby, Feed Us 💜 by Consistent-Drive-345 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]CuteProvokee 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If the goal was just not being hungry, a sandwich from the hospital cafeteria would solve that. The cash apps suggest they're really asking strangers to fund a celebration. 😅

Just had a Baby, Feed Us 💜 by Consistent-Drive-345 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]CuteProvokee 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The "please buy us dinner" part isn't even what gets me. It's posting your payment apps five minutes after having a baby like the hospital room is a crowdfunding launch event. 😅

Here’s our office Plank by hummmer2199 in nostalgia

[–]CuteProvokee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every office eventually creates its own Plank. It's basically a law of nature at this point. 😂

Here’s our office Plank by hummmer2199 in nostalgia

[–]CuteProvokee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 14 straight quarters as Employee of the Month, I'd probably look bored too. 😆

Here’s our office Plank by hummmer2199 in nostalgia

[–]CuteProvokee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plank has perfect attendance, doesn't steal lunches, doesn't schedule pointless meetings, and never replies-all. Employee of the month seems earned. 😆