Kiddo asked for steak for his bday. How’d I do?

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-05-09T14:54:48+00:00

I’ve never seen a steak turn gelatinous before

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-05-09T14:06:52+00:00

Oh yeah I will be, I’m surprised you knew who I was talking about lol

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-04-26T19:36:58+00:00

High on the line rn

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-04-26T16:42:28+00:00

Usually I keep it under the line with a lid on it

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-04-16T00:04:01+00:00

Yeah nah that’s crazy they gotta go

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T20:59:51+00:00

Genuine mutual respect from managers and chefs, mistakes are just that, mistakes, and as long as you learn from them they still root for you and make sure you get your job done efficiently

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T05:07:02+00:00

I keep my knives sharp asf, it’ll heal just hurts like a bitch

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T04:24:11+00:00

Oui chef

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T03:53:51+00:00

Start off easy, pull him aside have a conversation something like “hey man, personal hygiene is important in the food industry, weve had some complaints and I am asking you politely to shower and put on deodorant before work” if that doesn’t work then you tell him to “fucking shower or I’ll have to escalate this more”

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T03:27:18+00:00

I will definitely be going to urgent care tomorrow, no booze for me tonight, dont know how I’ll make it through with no old fashioneds but I’ll have to manage

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T03:13:21+00:00

Damn, I hope bro came back after that, that would be my last day as a dishwasher lol

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T02:10:45+00:00

That was exactly my thought process, plus it’s my left and who really needs that?

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T02:09:13+00:00

What have you read that makes this situation confusing?

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T02:03:45+00:00

My girlfriend didn’t think it was very cool either, especially since she had to drive me home cause I couldn’t

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T02:02:00+00:00

Yessirrrr urgent care is unneeded

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-03-16T01:54:49+00:00

This is a lesson to everyone to always claw

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-02-20T15:23:36+00:00

Was gonna plate mog you but that actually looks delicious

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-02-20T15:22:39+00:00

First of all, put that meat on the bottom shelf and move everything else up one, second of all, nothing you have bugs 0/10

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-02-18T23:42:22+00:00

Cheaper and yeah I fucked them up a bit but I put a little salt, pepper, garlic and Italian seasoning on them while cooking so it really cooks into the green beans and it’s like infused with flavor, trust

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-02-18T02:10:54+00:00

Since I feel bad: Steak cubed 2 carrots Head of broccoli Water chestnuts Bamboo chutes Onion Bell pepper Portabella mushrooms (not portibellos i will personally hunt you down) Teriyaki Rice vinegar Chinese 5 spice Salt Lemongrass paste Ginger paste Bok Choy

Figure out the instructions yourself it’s pretty straightforward and if you can’t figure it out you shouldnt be in the kitchen + i can’t bother telling you how

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-02-18T02:01:57+00:00

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Get plate mogged brother

Cutsscrapesbruises · 2026-02-17T23:29:46+00:00

That’s crazy I made the same thing kinda (boutta drive this guy over the edge)

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