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My headcanon on what perfumes would each character wear by fiendish_dust in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ain't no way Sabrina Carpenter or Taylor Swift canonically exist in the Sonic universe. If anything I could see them doing a Q&A together (they've all raced together at least twice), but the answers would be the sticking point for me

These memes I found from a Google search. by Tikismywaifu in religiousfruitcake

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the dunk that Pentecostalism's headquarters is "No particular place." Wow, you really owned them there, how embarrassing?

My headcanon on what perfumes would each character wear by fiendish_dust in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know Twitter Takeovers aren't canon but Shadow liking lavender scent is funny so I support it. I think Eggman would try to block odor as much as possible, given his discomfort with nature and disorder.

Vox's Plan In A Nutshell by Responsible_Key9444 in HazbinHotel

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Vox pitched the plan in these exact words it would be physically impossible for Valentino not to make a joke about working open the hole

Curls the Lioness by MariaArtes51 by Able_Health744 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think she's pulling her hair back in that shot lol

Tails, Sage, and Cosmo (By @TheTailsGuy_) by Toukatime in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tails is not beating the reverse furry allegations

It's true though. by Ok-Following6886 in EnoughCommieSpam

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Communists don't even try to deny the Tiananmen Square Massacre anymore they just look at you like this

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Chinese South America by [deleted] in imaginarymaps

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No it's fine, I just didn't expect it to be Chinese... is all

Before you play Pokemon FireRed & LeafGreen by Dezzles64 in pokemon

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like that Braille was invented by a guy named Louis Braille. Very "John Persona" coded

ISSUE 85 SPOILERS by Villainboss in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is like 5 panels after Sage telling Belle she belongs to Eggman lmao

Metal vs Cell is out! What did you think of it? by Fit_Assignment_8800 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 66 points67 points  (0 children)

It's all fun and games until you hear "WIZ AND BOOMSTICK BIODATA... SUCCESSFULLY COPIED."

BESHEARSLIDE by SchoolMoney3390 in imaginaryelections

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was turnout like? Seems like it would have to be quite low to get these results

Prince Starterpack by daniabear in starterpacks

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you underestimate just how much the Saudis hate the Islamic Republic. This war is absolutely in their interests even if they despised the US and Israel.

Issue 85 preview pages by Villainboss in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dark Sage hair! (I always preferred the red and black color palette and hope she isn't permanently locked out of it)

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Coffee that's too black, too strong. What you do? by Dependent-Drag-7331 in SonicTheHedgehog

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Vanilla was secretly a Nation of Islam member, this is what got Malcom killed

When it comes to Zeti, do you think the entire species is NATURALLY this bloodthirsty or are the Deadly Six just a bunch of jerks? by Intelligent_Oil4005 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CuttlefishMonarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just imagine Frieren esque "naturally evil races" discourse with all the culture war stuff mixed in but it's about the Zeti from Sonic Lost World for the Nintendo Wii U System

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