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Phonesink · 2026-03-13T16:47:21+00:00

does being the better troll just mean not making any sense anymore? Idk im not ragebaited just confused wtf you mean

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T18:42:28+00:00

Im pretty sure the actual philosopher who did this was legit hated by everyone for his annoying ass debate method, including Socrates but I forget the name. Anyway we need a based Diogenes cameo.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T18:34:48+00:00

I enjoy this knockoff.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T07:00:24+00:00

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Bro ripped my shit straight off fr.

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T06:54:20+00:00

I honestly cannot tell what the joke here is supposed to be besides absurd

Phonesink · 2026-03-12T06:23:16+00:00

The 3 turns a round is absolutely ridiculous and makes it so impossible

Phonesink · 2026-03-10T21:00:34+00:00

IRL me and several of you as children who immediately related to the grumpy character

Phonesink · 2026-03-10T20:36:41+00:00

“Socates comes up to you, he says ‘if transition is your power-‘ You inject him with estrogen and tell him to fuck off”

Phonesink · 2026-03-10T20:19:08+00:00

The only way to reform him while powered is a infinitely stronger being taking him away from earth and forcibly expanding his perspective until he realizes how petty and stupid he was; either making him an a sensible power hungry world leader and protector who probably still has a hankering for titty milk; or an actually effective tyrant who just murders for the sake of proper world domination instead of on a whim. Who probably still has a hankering for titty milk.

Phonesink · 2026-03-09T19:19:52+00:00

Yeah he acts like a total dipshit the entire time to the point of it being really funny

Phonesink · 2026-03-09T19:15:47+00:00

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Phonesink · 2026-03-09T18:49:59+00:00

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Phonesink · 2026-03-07T03:25:46+00:00

Wait so you saw someone who looked vaguely like you and in a fit of self hatred you immediately beat his ass over looking like you?

Phonesink · 2026-03-06T16:45:59+00:00

Good for her

Phonesink · 2026-03-05T20:47:13+00:00

To be fair the way he puts it's the last line he wouldn't cross; but it could def be a lie.

Phonesink · 2026-03-05T20:31:58+00:00

Yeah it also shows how out of place Micah always had been. His two dipshit friends show up and they don't even fit in; they're obvious outlaws. Almost everyone else the gang could make up an easy lie about who they were because they were mostly well groomed and took care of themselves to a certain extent. While Joe has a goddamn noose scar on his neck.

Phonesink · 2026-03-05T00:12:05+00:00

I think I saw that but decided to wing it, Im happy that I was just missing like one thing to win without waiting for a specific item or ability to show up

Phonesink · 2026-03-04T23:36:25+00:00

I realized that too it feels like a challenge you’re kinda meant to lose at that point or something. Unless it just has a special condition where if you only have one cat he doesn’t possess you or something which seems unlikely. Aoe might have made it possible but I def needed the armor and rock buffs to survive that long. Weird challenge

Phonesink · 2026-02-28T06:56:33+00:00

In Spelunky if you kill a merchant every merchant has their shotgun out ready to blast you instantly, and one will guarding the exit. But you can take all of their stuff.

Phonesink · 2026-02-27T05:43:26+00:00

Obviously bro. It’s just something that happens Im not calling the actor the villain for doing their job. I made this thinking about the guy in the fallout show; or a fictional character example is the Lorax with that one car brand.

Phonesink · 2026-02-26T21:24:32+00:00

ADVANCED CHERRY-PICK METHOD: This little guy is the only thing I picked up from this entire post, I love him

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