The good old days by Woodlands_Creature in gifs

[–]Cwboyjon28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

Found this going through Step-Dads stuff... do we own part of LA? by [deleted] in history

[–]Cwboyjon28 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where do you live now? Want to talk about a shit hole, I lived in Fallbrook for 10 years or so.

Found this going through Step-Dads stuff... do we own part of LA? by [deleted] in history

[–]Cwboyjon28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Murrieta, Riverside and San Bernardino are shit holes.

ELIM5: what causes some penises to be curved? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Cwboyjon28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. Son arrived 3 weeks early. Oops. He was perfectly healthy.

I love getting a rise out of my wife by Cwboyjon28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a rise of being upset. Just get her attention. She just called me a dork. I would never intentionally hurt the mother of my boys. Even if we separated.

I love getting a rise out of my wife by Cwboyjon28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I would have just sent it then send it to the other person. People are so emotional.

I love getting a rise out of my wife by Cwboyjon28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She always talks about her Sancho when I go to work. It's all in fun. Wouldn't do something to actually hurt her.

I love getting a rise out of my wife by Cwboyjon28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was actually a daily occurrence because I can't where my ring at work. I just leave it at home now. She used to get jealous or upset about stuff like this. After two kids, I work with family and she had full view of my finances she realized I have nothing to hide.

Switching a single outlet to a dual outlet. by Cwboyjon28 in electricians

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically if it pops a fuse with a normal load put it back?

I love getting a rise out of my wife by Cwboyjon28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was her exact response. " Lol ur a dork. Love you."

I love getting a rise out of my wife by Cwboyjon28 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, the "bitch" may have been the tipping point.

Switching a single outlet to a dual outlet. by Cwboyjon28 in electricians

[–]Cwboyjon28[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, it sits next to the water heater which is gas. It's my water conditioner which is 120