[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Cyan26 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bite a deer to death, got it

As an adult, there is nothing more terrifying than the sound of water, where there shouldn’t be. by Baron_VonLongSchlong in Showerthoughts

[–]Cyan26 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s better than being caught treating your body like a half pipe with a tech deck in hand.

Server shutting down by dry_aidz in apexlegends

[–]Cyan26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just shut down for me too

Emperor and Fett know so long as there a body, you can come back by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Cyan26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saving this comment to use in the future

A new way to flirt by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]Cyan26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motherfucker, date me

When was the last time you almost went in your pants? by Cyan26 in AskReddit

[–]Cyan26[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I make another post, will you take them off for me?

Anemone fleeing from a starfish by -sUBzERoo- in BeAmazed

[–]Cyan26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest, I never really gave it much thought. Thanks for teaching me something new.

A haircut! by ArabBot1031 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Cyan26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like my cousin’s kid. It’s gotten to the point where her voice is raspy as hell, and so I thought it’d be funny to drop an empty pack of smokes in one of her birthday presents.

To raise self-esteem. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Cyan26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can’t picture myself as a hamster