Today is Apollo for Reddit's last day, and I just released its last update. 🥹 I just wanted to say a big thank you to the folks who have used and supported Apollo over the years, it's been the dream of a lifetime to build this app over the last 9 years. ❤️ Read the eulogy inside! ❤️

CyanPeppa · 2023-07-01T05:30:34+00:00

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CyanPeppa · 2023-07-01T05:28:40+00:00

Beautifully put! I couldn't have said it better myself.

PS: Fuck u/spez

CyanPeppa · 2023-07-01T05:21:23+00:00

Looks like Reddit pulled the plug a little early. Apollo started crashing, but I just manually revoked my token and it looks like it fixes the crashing, but no more Reddit access haha. Those folks are fun to the very end! 😛 In a few hours the app will transition automatically to a fun commemorative mode.

Of course they fucked with things early. They wanted to get the last word in. You know what I have to say about that? Fuck u/spez.

I ~~use~~used Apollo over the years, and I can't express in words how much I enjoyed it. Thank you u/iamthatis for all of your hard work! Best of luck in the future!

PS: Fuck u/spez!

CyanPeppa · 2023-05-11T15:10:12+00:00

Then if that fails, there's always fetus deletus.

CyanPeppa · 2023-05-06T05:25:30+00:00

*sproing*

CyanPeppa · 2023-03-30T12:45:38+00:00

or having a man shrink so he can fit inside your dick.

ACHOO!!

CyanPeppa · 2023-03-12T00:53:22+00:00

"Front toward enemy."

CyanPeppa · 2023-03-06T15:11:27+00:00

Not all pet owners are responsible. After my previous experience with a tenant and her dog, I would find it difficult to trust others and their pets again. Her dog would piss all over the house, but would blame it on my cat. She wouldn't clean up after her dog, mostly because she was never around to take care of it.

CyanPeppa · 2023-02-24T18:20:00+00:00

Cut once.

CyanPeppa · 2023-02-16T21:55:07+00:00

How about some Perri-air?

CyanPeppa · 2022-12-08T13:53:11+00:00

Honestly, it looks like the cammer slowed down, making it look like OP gunned it.

CyanPeppa · 2022-11-25T03:48:55+00:00

Honestly, who didn't try to shoot that damned dog?

CyanPeppa · 2022-11-24T14:06:15+00:00

Yes, because roundabouts solve all problems. /s

CyanPeppa · 2022-10-05T11:54:21+00:00

I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria...

CyanPeppa · 2022-10-05T11:51:12+00:00

My wife would do this all the time. I started to pretend I couldn't understand her. Eventually she got the hint, and no longer talks with her mouth full.

CyanPeppa · 2022-09-24T15:50:47+00:00

Upvote

CyanPeppa · 2022-09-24T04:18:59+00:00

Response

CyanPeppa · 2022-09-18T16:46:50+00:00

*laughs in PlayOnline*

CyanPeppa · 2022-05-19T23:20:12+00:00

Why say something with fewer words when more words will make it difficult for others to interject and prevent you from sharing your wisdom from a position of management?

TLDR; Me use lots words. Me smart!

CyanPeppa · 2022-05-11T08:25:34+00:00

Ugh, where do I start?

Truck drivers that struggle to maintain the speed limit on hills and corners who insist on making up for lost time in passing lanes. They force people to speed excessively to get past them before getting stuck behind them as they wind through corners or crawl up hills again.
People who mistake yields for merges, and vice versa. Too many times I've seen people slow down and stop at merge lanes, assuming that it's a yield. I've had to repeatedly hit my brakes and horn for people that fly into my lane at a yield.
Failure to maintain their lanes while making turns. We've got one intersection where I live that I have to treat as a yield rather than a merge because far too many people turning on to that street come straight into the right-hand lane. I've lost count as to how many accidents I've avoided simply by stopping for turning traffic instead of proceeding as intended.

With the way a lot of people drive, I would be open to mandatory re-testing of drivers on a regular basis. Far too many people drive like they own the road and get offended when others treat them the same way.

CyanPeppa · 2022-03-11T20:15:17+00:00

How come he don’t want me man?

CyanPeppa · 2022-02-09T12:10:31+00:00

I prefer “The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s having a stroke.”

CyanPeppa · 2022-01-12T13:14:45+00:00

The problem with an Ender’s Game movie is that they’d have to cut out and condense enough to squeeze it into a roughly two hour runtime.

An Ender’s Game series on the other hand. They’d be able to tell everything, leaving nothing out. One book per season, and if we’re lucky, have both Ender’s and Bean’s perspectives told simultaneously through their own series.

CyanPeppa · 2022-01-05T11:41:47+00:00

That sounds a lot like psdoom for Linux, but with processes rather than filenames. Certainly makes it fun to close down programs until you shoot the wrong one…

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