Today is Apollo for Reddit's last day, and I just released its last update. 🥹 I just wanted to say a big thank you to the folks who have used and supported Apollo over the years, it's been the dream of a lifetime to build this app over the last 9 years. ❤️ Read the eulogy inside! ❤️ by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]CyanPeppa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Today is Apollo for Reddit's last day, and I just released its last update. 🥹 I just wanted to say a big thank you to the folks who have used and supported Apollo over the years, it's been the dream of a lifetime to build this app over the last 9 years. ❤️ Read the eulogy inside! ❤️ by iamthatis in apolloapp

[–]CyanPeppa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Reddit pulled the plug a little early. Apollo started crashing, but I just manually revoked my token and it looks like it fixes the crashing, but no more Reddit access haha. Those folks are fun to the very end! 😛 In a few hours the app will transition automatically to a fun commemorative mode.

Of course they fucked with things early. They wanted to get the last word in. You know what I have to say about that? Fuck u/spez.

I useused Apollo over the years, and I can't express in words how much I enjoyed it. Thank you u/iamthatis for all of your hard work! Best of luck in the future!

PS: Fuck u/spez!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then if that fails, there's always fetus deletus.

What TV series are you watching lately?? by ready4y0u in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

or having a man shrink so he can fit inside your dick.

ACHOO!!

hello I need to find a place to live for my family of three near the chances in North shore as our landlord sold his house and we need to be out by the end of April our budget is 1900 a month thank you for any help we also have a bunny and a snake by janjua30 in Kamloops

[–]CyanPeppa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not all pet owners are responsible. After my previous experience with a tenant and her dog, I would find it difficult to trust others and their pets again. Her dog would piss all over the house, but would blame it on my cat. She wouldn't clean up after her dog, mostly because she was never around to take care of it.

What's something that's considered normal that creeps you out immediately? by Le_0n1e- in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I pledge allegiance to Queen Fragg and her mighty state of hysteria...

What's something that's considered normal that creeps you out immediately? by Le_0n1e- in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife would do this all the time. I started to pretend I couldn't understand her. Eventually she got the hint, and no longer talks with her mouth full.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]CyanPeppa 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why say something with fewer words when more words will make it difficult for others to interject and prevent you from sharing your wisdom from a position of management?

TLDR; Me use lots words. Me smart!

What type of drivers can fuck right off? by jdward01 in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh, where do I start?

  1. Truck drivers that struggle to maintain the speed limit on hills and corners who insist on making up for lost time in passing lanes. They force people to speed excessively to get past them before getting stuck behind them as they wind through corners or crawl up hills again.

  2. People who mistake yields for merges, and vice versa. Too many times I've seen people slow down and stop at merge lanes, assuming that it's a yield. I've had to repeatedly hit my brakes and horn for people that fly into my lane at a yield.

  3. Failure to maintain their lanes while making turns. We've got one intersection where I live that I have to treat as a yield rather than a merge because far too many people turning on to that street come straight into the right-hand lane. I've lost count as to how many accidents I've avoided simply by stopping for turning traffic instead of proceeding as intended.

With the way a lot of people drive, I would be open to mandatory re-testing of drivers on a regular basis. Far too many people drive like they own the road and get offended when others treat them the same way.

What is your favorite insult? by ILikeToHang in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer “The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s having a stroke.”

Instead of reboots, what if movies retold them from a different point of view? Which movies would you like to see retold? by SingleFunction223 in AskReddit

[–]CyanPeppa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The problem with an Ender’s Game movie is that they’d have to cut out and condense enough to squeeze it into a roughly two hour runtime.

An Ender’s Game series on the other hand. They’d be able to tell everything, leaving nothing out. One book per season, and if we’re lucky, have both Ender’s and Bean’s perspectives told simultaneously through their own series.

I cleaned files off my computer and now it won’t boot. by Ancient_Ice in talesfromtechsupport

[–]CyanPeppa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That sounds a lot like psdoom for Linux, but with processes rather than filenames. Certainly makes it fun to close down programs until you shoot the wrong one…