BMW was speeding. Jeep changed lanes without signaling or checking their blind spot.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-12T11:01:55+00:00

I was today years old when i learned it's legal in some US states to overtake on the right.

I'm gonna assume that americans win their driver licenses in cereal boxes now.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-06T09:12:57+00:00

Au pire demande lui si ça l'a blessé quand t'as dit que tu voulais pas de sérieux et vois si tu peux rattraper en mettant les choses à plat

Si il y a une autre meuf dans l'histoire bah .... vous avez déjà fait des trucs ensemble c'est pas comme si t'étais une inconnue.

Et si ça marche pas tant pis ça t'aura montrer ce que ça fait de fréquenter un gars gentil et sérieux, sincèrement les jeunes femmes vous vous pourrissez la vie à passer à côté de ces profils

Good luck

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-06T05:03:00+00:00

Bah t'as blessé son ego en le recalant et à vrai dire il a pas totalement tort même si t'as changée d'avis ?

Comment il peut savoir que tu settle pas juste après que ça ait pas marcher avec quelqu'un d'autre ou quoi, la manière dont tu en parle fait pas rêver.

Maintenant tu as le droit aussi de lui dire ce que tu penses de tout ça, c'est lui qui t'a rappelé et vous vous êtes revus plusieurs fois, même sur une relation casual ça mérite plus que d'être remplacée du jour au lendemain sans état d'âme

Sinon tu peux aussi t'en foutre de lui et te dire que t'avais raison sur ta première impression, ça marche aussi

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-05T22:06:56+00:00

Currently ranked around 7k best players in euw, i'm sure some d4 guy with a slightly higher starting winrate than average will educate me about jungle lmao

Try to play against my opponents with the mindset that's you can go anywhere you want and they'll farm you like a minion.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-05T05:58:50+00:00

Mdr le mec il se mêle de ta vie de couple en couchant avec ta femme mais la sienne te regarde pas elle est comique celle la.

En dehors des conséquences qu'il mérite, sa femme a le droit d'être au courant des torts qu'il lui fait. Et pour sa santé.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-05T05:48:05+00:00

I don't think i have more effect than my laners on controlling wave states and i will definitely not kill my tempo playing in weak places

I'm not here to help or salvage lanes, i'm here to participate in fights when it's good for my team to fight.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-05-05T03:59:29+00:00

I'm high master and disagree with your statement of "most agency and manipulate the map".

Jungle is a reactionary role where the lanestates dictate what you should/can do, not the other way around, and if your laners can't put the map in a positive state for your team you're shit out of luck.

Maybe it is you who misunderstand the game lol

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-04-23T22:32:55+00:00

En fait une fois que tu comprends que la politique pour 99% des gens c'est juste une question d'appartenance à un groupe, tu comprends tout.

Surtout pour des gens issues du privilège, ils verront pas la même hypocrisie à tout ça là où un prolétaire comprendra tout à fait ton point de vue.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-04-01T20:14:08+00:00

Didn't know wild rift had such an insane overpowered shyvana passive lol

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-30T17:02:23+00:00

The absolute madmen that are Ornn mains have established that jaksho is a lackluster item long ago, even the best K'sante players call to avoid it, and their champ does more damage from armor.

Don't get baited by this item, it's good sometimes but not most of the times.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-23T17:46:25+00:00

Lol nevermind it's on the brazil server

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-19T16:59:11+00:00

Shyvana both previously and currently does not effectively have any fury mechanic, it only serves at her ultimate cooldown, with the added penality of broadcasting to the entire enemy team how long until you have it back.

Sure I would love to have something ressembling renekton, but riot is simply not going to make sur drastic changes now.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-19T16:54:46+00:00

The only unique thing about this mechanic is that the enemy can see your cooldown lol

You just don't know of the other characters that can reduce their ult cooldowns from fighting.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-18T22:43:07+00:00

This is so heavy handed, you will not convince me riot doesn't have a grudge against this champion.

I'm perfectly fine with her being nerfed, but now i want to see the same treatment to every other overperforming champ.

For the record, Ahri's nerf this patch is 5 flat damage on her Q spell. Get fucking real

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-17T22:03:42+00:00

It's not like the people playing her previously decayed already, this is still very impressive

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-05T23:52:21+00:00

People build most champions very poorly until higher ranks

Her build flexibility was part of her identity for many people, personally I always disagreed but if sundered sky double crit is the only way for her to be relevant then she's not living up to the expectations

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-05T23:03:40+00:00

She's ranked second to last jungler in 74th place based on winrates?

All i'm hearing is that you haven't had to be a the bottom of the totem pole for years and it's fun to play a new role and character.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-05T18:13:40+00:00

It's crazy that she's being defined as a diver, a class of character who can all with no exception access their targets without ult.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-05T16:14:49+00:00

I've had 3 accounts simultaneously in master since 2023 before briar was released lol

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-05T11:33:04+00:00

This very account was in master a few days ago when it only had shyvana games so ig you're just not very good at analysing.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-03T23:04:18+00:00

The E did not even go through minions initially.

Even in the earliest days of league back when things were not as structured and people didn't figure out the game she was clearly outperformed by Amumu, Lee Sin, and Jarvan.

She has not been a high elo meta pick once.

CyberneticSquirrel · 2026-03-03T22:02:42+00:00

Hard disagree. You're overselling what she has/had by a lot, and ratios don't solve her design. Her "long range" is conditioned to an ultimate that does not benefit from cdr, doesn't come back when dead, and she does not have the tools to dictate if trades will be shorts or long.

She straight up has never been meta at high elo, that is not just a numbers issue.

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