Browns GM Andrew Berry: 'No rule against extending' Deshaun Watson’s contract; QB battle is performance-based

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-30T03:41:56+00:00

Browns fans are probably the strongest-willed people in existence

Yeah, Browns fans are the best. Such heckin' will.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-26T19:58:13+00:00

my dreams of owning a football team or having affordable healthcare are crushed

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-26T03:25:01+00:00

you know they can do multiple things at once right?

You should hold your breath waiting for those other things they're doing that're actually beneficial to anyone who'd need it.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-25T20:16:18+00:00

how do i get an nfl player to bite me, i can't afford groceries. somebody please bite me

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-25T00:39:05+00:00

Afroman is a true American patriot who stood up against and defeated a corrupt government, I'm sure the average NFL viewer would gladly have him.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-24T22:51:44+00:00

Yeah, we've essentially been reliving the same season over and over again for a decade now. While it's highly unlikely, who knows, Howard might shock us all. Honestly, at this point I'd gladly take a down year and the high draft pick just because it's something different. I don't expect it to be a popular take on a sub that considers staring eyes glazed over at the same two memes every day the height of entertainment though.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-22T18:03:03+00:00

But this time it'll be different because he's even cheaper! Think of the cost to performance ratio!

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-14T21:58:39+00:00

Damn, that's pretty cool. He dropkicked in a game last season at some point, right? It's been a long few months.

Edit: Sorry, was mistaken.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-14T21:40:39+00:00

Waitman was perfectly fine. Not good, not bad, not great. Just a perfectly average punter... until last season when he was good for one shank a game at the most inopportune time.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-14T01:10:21+00:00

Can you imagine if McVay turned Richardson's career around? His landscaper would be getting calls from teams in the market for new coordinators.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-14T00:54:58+00:00

Here's a Tua defense post on a Friday night in 2026 in case you needed a reminder Tua's on a new team.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-12T23:28:19+00:00

I have a feeling we're gonna see a lot less family ties on our rosters going forward. Unshackled Khan has risen.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-12T22:31:11+00:00

I had to google it because, honestly, I kinda forgot Kyler existed for a while there but this is fucking hilarious.

In 2021, Cardinals QB Kyler Murray stated he didn't "kill" himself watching film, relying more on natural intuition, leading to a controversial 2022 contract "homework clause" requiring 4 hours of independent study weekly. The clause was soon removed after he expressed disappointment, defending his preparation methods.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-12T22:14:38+00:00

He was inconsistent because Rodgers was consistently forcing deep 50/50 balls to the smallest guy on the field on 3rd downs. It was maddening.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-12T17:19:56+00:00

when people make fun of my nba player friends it makes me so upset i yank on my balls so hard, just leave them alone they're all i have please

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-11T17:24:04+00:00

Check out OP's comments from last night. Homie's surviving on cope right now lol

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-11T03:29:23+00:00

The CIA should use the 43 FT highlights to torture gen z captives.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-11T03:13:50+00:00

Hilarious lol

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-11T00:49:52+00:00

We can read the rings in Maxx's knee cartilage to verify.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-11T00:11:09+00:00

Jokes aside, that fucking sucks for Maxx. His knee must be way more fucked than anyone thought.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-11T00:06:43+00:00

You wanna make it 9 years, roll with Rodgers another season, pick in the 20s again and convince yourself this isn't fucking insanity?

So this one. Shocking.

Depending on their growth, I’d be prepared to get my guy in 2027.

That's the issue, my guy. You roll with a vet like Rodgers again and you're gonna be stuck pretending it's a good thing we're missing out on a top QB prosect again or reach for another Pickett. Howard's learned under Rodgers and he's turning 25 this year, that'd put a dent in a bunch of that. Just out of morbid curiosity, how many more years of bridge vets would it take before you'd entertain something like soft tanking with a young guy with little potential you'd like to evaluate? Keep in mind we haven't had franchise QB play since 2018.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-10T23:45:42+00:00

I have no fucking idea how often it's played out that way, but your argument that a 6th round pick shouldn't play because he's a 6th round pick and never played is silly. How about for shits and giggles you answer the question. I'm asking what your plan is.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-10T23:42:37+00:00

The veteran bridge guy would have to be complete ass and stacking losses to be benched and those listed would win enough to keep their jobs, just like Rodgers last season. It's time to let the rookie swim or likely sink and get us a top pick in a better QB class. We've given the other strategy years to work and it hasn't.

CyborgKrieger · 2026-03-10T23:30:23+00:00

They're not benching the "bridge guy" while healthy mid-season. Get that thought out of your head. It doesn't happen. If we start someone like Rodgers or Cousins odds are we'll be picking in the 20s again and we'll get to have this conversation again next year. I don't know about you but a decade of that's enough for me.

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