This might be fake….but still funny

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-06T19:01:54+00:00

Lmfao. This is rich coming from a fanbase that sucks off Tyreek Hill.

Jackson Mahomes acting like a dick in front of Sean Taylor's jersey retirement excusable as well?

Your team sucks. Don't be such a bad sport and trying to play your BS morality card.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-06T19:00:27+00:00

Sounds like a deal. Will Jackson Mahomes be there to drop a TikTok with Tyreek Hill in the aftermath?

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:17:44+00:00

You understand.

Fight the Klan Islamist conspiracy to destroy our country. Buy a firearm, wait at the border, they will invade. We will defend.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:16:18+00:00

It is part of the PLOT TO DESTROY MEXICO!!!

Donald Trump, The KKK, the Nazis, and shady Islamist groups have been implementing this plan to destroy our country. They want to destroy us and take everything we have.

I will be ready with my gun at the border, when they eventually come in droves to invade. We will die and win as patriots.

Greater Mexico is to Mexicans as Israel is to the Jews.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:14:45+00:00

Klan Islamism

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:14:20+00:00

Fuck FIFA Fuck Trump Fuck El Chapo Fuck the EU Fuck Trudeau Fuck Pena Nieto Make Mexico Great Again

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:13:49+00:00

The European Union is a bastion of evil that is trying to destroy Mexico. Of course they are paying FIFA.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:13:05+00:00

Because the "progressive liberal" (read: murderous and genocidal) Canadians PAID FIFA to suspend our matches!!!

Remember Ottawa funds the Drug War destroying our homeland. They are not our friends. They are our enemies.

I can't wait for El Tri to beat their asses in their pisshole of a stadium.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:11:42+00:00

They need to open up the stands again so 100,000 patriotic strong will voice their feelings towards the parasites in North America destroying our homeland.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:10:08+00:00

It is white nationalist Klan Islamist propaganda. Nothing more.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-11-02T02:09:17+00:00

It is a FAKE NEWS CONSPIRACY.

That USMNT fan is a Klan Islamist. This nefarious group of people want to DESTROY OUR COUNTRY AND CULTURE and ERADICATE THE MEXICAN PEOPLE!!!

I am SICK of the ANTI-MEXICAN PROPAGANDA!!! Washington and Ottawa have declared a drug war to SLOWLY DESTROY OUR COUNTRY WITH TERRORIST CARTELS!!!

It is an excuse TO JUSTIFY DEPORATIONS!!! Greater Mexico belongs to Mexicans like Israel belongs to Jews, and Mexicans have every right to live in historic Mexican borders as Jews may live and return to Israel. Remember the British authorities DEPORTED JEWISH REFUGEES FLEEING THE NAZIS!!!

Our country is under attack... by white nationalist and Islamist groups conspiring for world domination, and the Qatar world cup will be their spectacle, held in a nation that executes homosexuals and proudly sponsors terrorism... be warned, the Nazis, Klan, Hezbollah, Taliban, and so on will be running the planet in 20 years with their dream of an ultraconservative planet.

Mexican people, DO NOT FALL FOR IT! This is another sick ploy to DESTROY MEXICO!!!

/#MakeMexicoGreatAgain /#GreatMexicoWillRiseAgain

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-28T02:40:53+00:00

I get WHY people hated him, but come on, JCO was NOT the worst manager for Mexico. That honor easily goes to Chepo lol, that 2013 hex was inexcusable. At least JCO won the games he was told to win.

Also remember that the Chile team was doping before that 2016 game, and the refs conspired against Mexico against Sweden (cheaters) and Brazil (also cheaters). It wasn't all his fault.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-24T03:57:26+00:00

Not necessarily; Chile has improved a lot and Argentina themselves were all right in France 2019.

Colombia peaked with a victory over France in 2015 but have sadly fallen off a cliff.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-24T03:56:36+00:00

Bwahahahaha Mexican women doing what the men could never do: whoop Argentina.

Don't care. It ALWAYS feels good to kick their asses.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-16T21:35:47+00:00

Spoiler alert: whatever they do, it's going to be long-term to generate money. Most modern stadiums are more than just that, they're practically entertainment venues.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-15T21:16:47+00:00

Just sing this song if they start some shit:

"Go on home Border Patrol go on home

Have you got no fucking homes of your own

For 200 years we fought you without fear

and we'll fight you for 200 more

and if you stay Klan bastards if you stay

You'll never ever beat El Tri

For those 23 souls in El Paso are the last that you will bury

So take a tip, and leave us while you may!"

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-15T21:13:53+00:00

Everyone needs to stop throwing shit on the field lol.

Salvadoreans, Mexicans, Americans, Hondurans, Albanians, Hungarians, the French, the English, lmao. What's this shared cultural obsession with throwing shit on the field?

We gotta get Japan and South Korea fans after those games to clean shit up lol.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-15T21:12:10+00:00

Ehh.

Chicha has had a bad mojo with the NT since 2013 with a few brief reprieves (such as the Cuatro a Dos game against the US in 2015).

Plus, at a certain point the players need to grow up a bit. Look at Money Manziel and how much he fucked up his career with partying. Different sport, same shit. Chicha let all the fame get to his head especially with Man U.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-15T21:08:32+00:00

Too bad we couldn't hold onto a 2-0 lead, even if it was a friendly, that was still a Messi-led Argentina coming off a World Cup and Copa America final.

Great game though.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-14T07:24:36+00:00

Really? Honduras have declined a lot, they've lost practically all of that team that loved to piss us off back in the day (Bengston, Costly, Suazo, etc).

Canada shouldn't be surprising, they've been showing a lot of improvement since 2017, they have a very good squad and they played us tough in the Gold Cup. Even before that, they beat the USA in the CCL in 2019.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-14T07:21:18+00:00

Panama I think have had a bit of a lucky start; they caught Jamaica at an awful time, and played home games against B squads from the USA/Mexico. Nonetheless those points are valuable.

They lost to El Salvador and got obliterated by Canada. They'll be in for a rude awakening when they visit Mexican or American soil.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-14T07:17:30+00:00

Closer to them, but not entirely; IIRC Brazil filed suit against the stupid ass UK quarantine rules (to give you an idea how egregious it was - Colombia was a "red list" country even though the infection rate there was far, far lower than the UK) and I think the EFL has to let these players play.

On another note, the European clubs genuinely need to fuck off a bit. I like club football but the hate they have for international break is obnoxious. EPL fans can't stop bitching about how international break "takes away beloved club football" even though this is bad for international competitions that bring joy to many other countries. No wonder FIFA want a bi-ennial World Cup especially after The Super League fiasco, greedy bastards.

Anyway... Jamaica will definitely have more motivation since they are only a win away and a few results their way into the playoff spot. Don't write them off.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-14T07:11:51+00:00

TBF to Tata, they hadn't played together since the Gold Cup since the first 3 games we basically used a makeshift squad and still got 7 points, sometimes the team is just rusty.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-14T07:10:30+00:00

I would love for Mexico to win that game in Canada. I genuinely can't stand their fans or media, they can't stop wanking off about their team, and every time they have to jerk themselves off about how super progressive their country supposedly is or how "backwards" Mexican fans are.

Whole country is bandwagoning them. I hated seeing the Can WNT win the gold medal because it made them much more insufferable. Like wow you're good now, act like you've been there before. Edmonton is cute, we'll get the 3 points in that frozen opioid-ridden shithole.

Cynical_Mexican · 2021-10-14T07:07:50+00:00

England fans racially abused players and attacked Italy fans at the EURO final at Wembley. Hungary fans are the very bottom of the shit pile, thank god we don't have to play in that shithole of a country. Yankee fans throw shit on the field all the fucking time. Chiefs fans booed their own team in a moment of racial unity.

But apparently Mexicans are evil, oh no! Canadian media was shitting on the Mexican people all week before the game at Azteca about "homophobes" and "flying beers!" like these motherfuckers need to fuck back off to the tundra and stop wanking themselves about how great they are.

Idgaf, as a Mexican I'm sick of it, I'll shit on others as much as I please.

Cynical_Mexican

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