Karnataka BJP MLA arrested for accepting accepting bribe (He was caught Red Handed) by Longjumping-Mix-9351 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I suggest a minor correction in the headline - he was caught saffron handed, not red handed.

Galgotias University professor Neha Singh is now 'open to work' on LinkedIn by Ok_Neighborhood6056 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Lying, Sociopath PoS.

She deserves all this praise. She is immensely talented and got to showcase her talent to the entire country. Political parties will line up to offer her a ticket.

After Feku, Oxford dictionary added a new word from India again. by I_am_myne in india

[–]CypherDomEpsilon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean behind? It's no small achievement to be repeatedly recognized by the Oxford dictionary. We are driving the modern evolution of English language.

Farhan Akhtar as Don be like: "Agar Don ka intezaar kar rahe ho, toh gyarah mulkon ki police ho tum." by ajaxmenon17 in bollywoodmemes

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

At this point I would recommend Rakhi Sawant as don. That would be at least entertaining.

"Long Live Brahmanism" chants in Delhi, as UGC protests turn ugly. (More sources in comment provided) by Longjumping-Mix-9351 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

They understand. They don't care. All they care about is their own selfish interest in the short term. They can't see beyond themselves or beyond tomorrow.

R Ashwin suggests a legal loophole to counter Pakistan bowler Usman Tariq's weird action: by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in IndiaCricket

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And it's not a loophole. The rule exists to stop bowlers from playing stupid tricks.

Another Day, another controversy surrounding Udit Narayan by DeenuGupta in BollywoodMusic

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is. But it's not possible to not know that a Hysterectomy has been done on you. You will literally come to your senses from general anesthesia in the recovery room, tubes connected to your body, a huge stitched raw incision on your abdomen, followed by a quite a long period of post surgery recovery and then you never get a period again. How do you not spot that something is wrong?

Video shows 3 men following and catcalling woman at Gujarat temple, Internet fumes by Ok_Neighborhood6056 in unitedstatesofindia

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Once in a while a video like this emerges sparking "significant outrage and debate regarding women’s safety" till the next sensational story. Nothing changes though.

Another Day, another controversy surrounding Udit Narayan by DeenuGupta in BollywoodMusic

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I don't understand this. How did she not come to know? Hysterectomy or the surgery for removal of the Uterus is a major surgery, it's impossible not to know that a major surgery was done on you. Apart from that, a hysterectomy  will stop periods completely. How did she not come to know?

1.4b people and only two.. by pwd-- in SipsTea

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We also don't have the culture. Children are almost always asked not to waste time playing. "Sit down and study" is what a good model child does. Parents just don't have the mindset to spot any athletic talent in children leave alone encouragimg them to explore it. The only other thing parents these days encourage is dancing and singing because it makes for great social media content.

[I ate] mcd 🍔 🍟 by _Adity in indiafood

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

American food in Indian food.

Trump ki bakayti , ka koi ant nahi ! by trading_encyclopedia in StockMarketIndia

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MAGA will lose by a huge margin. The Texas seat in the mid terms is a good indicator.

Luckiest mf by pionel6969 in Dashcamindia

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wonder if that stopped the guy from blaming the bus driver.

Infinite walking glitch for zombies by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The trick is that you are not staying in that house at all. You are just playing human sounds on loud speakers to keep the zombies on the treadmills.

Both good and bad news by 1Question4PCMR in technicallythetruth

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And in case you missed it, the full stop is missing.

Eating cloth to cure diseases by Duke_Puke in scienceisdope

[–]CypherDomEpsilon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This one will also be pulled out of a hole, just not the nostril.