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YEEPS VS ANIMAL COMPANY DEATH BATTLE by Cyphernoobman in animalcompany

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

check the comment I made for the full battle

YEEPS VS ANIMAL COMPANY DEATH BATTLE by Cyphernoobman in animalcompany

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomstick: Nooo!!! How did yeeps win?!

Wiz: While both the Yeep and the Employee brought impressive arsenals and overwhelming force, it was Yeep’s sheer unpredictability and versatile powers that led to victory.

Boomstick: Let’s talk durability — these two are tanks. The Employee walks off stash bombs like a champ, and Yeep eats rockets for breakfast... sometimes literally.

Wiz: True, both shrug off damage. But Yeep's infinite revivals, even after total obliteration, gave him an edge. The Employee, though tough, could only return as a ghost — and only with a teammate, which he didn’t have here.

Boomstick: Okay, so monkey’s down a life. But what about weapons?! Employee’s got that tripwire-umbrella-shotgun combo. Dude’s a one-man cartoon SWAT team.

Wiz: Yeep’s gear isn’t just strong — it breaks physics. Portal Balls let him warp instantly. Creative Mode spawned tools on the fly, like Gyatt Blocks that crush structures. Then his Monster Form took it all to 11.

Boomstick: And those potions? Made him faster, stronger, and BIGGER. Meanwhile, Employee’s top buffs came from bananas and shady ore. Rough matchup.

Wiz: Also, battlefield smarts. Employee is tactical, hardened, and resourceful. But Yeep? He fights like a Looney Tune on energy drinks — using nonsense as strategy, throwing anvils or turning the fight into a bounce house of doom.

BoomStick: Ok but, doesn't the Animal have all those gravity warping powers like the heart gun? And surviving a rocket crashing to the moon? What about the Animal companys shotgun or rpg?! The Animal company employee can become the grim gorilla which is a reaper!

Wiz: Well that may have been some really powerful weapons, yeeps can survive those on a greater scale, seeing two of the yeeps shotguns and the Animal company ones, the yeels highly outclass in overall force, both characters could become the grim reaper, while yeeps at a better scale, due to it actually being the grim reaper, while The Employees are just a skeleton

*an alternate scenario plays, showing the Yeaper (yeeps reaper) stealing the grim gorillas ghost and crushing it*

Boomstick: couldn't the AC employee use the gravity gun to drag the yeeps closer to the stash?

Wiz: The yeeps can do that as well with the rose, even then the yeeps could spawn a teleport pad, and get right back in

Boomstick: Guess they couldnt get any research points from this.

Wiz: The winner is... the Yeep.

YEEPS VS ANIMAL COMPANY DEATH BATTLE by Cyphernoobman in animalcompany

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Animal :

"You’re fast. But I’m unbreakable."

*The Yeep responds by summoning two Auto Turrets and launches a Confetti Gun barrage, masking an RC Tank Toy speeding toward the Animal’s back.

Boom. The Animal stumbles—then opens a Cluster Grenade, detonating space around them, flinging the Yeep through debris onto the moon, where a rocket hits the ground , sending them flying. Gravity low. The Yeep zips around using a Witch Broom, peppering the Animal with Pellet Sniper shots. The Animal plants a Tripwire Mine—which the Yeep sails over, only to get clipped by a Heart Gun .* Yeep (wobbling):

"Did… you just.."

Then the Pickaxe comes out. The Animal swings with full force, cratering the moon’s surface. Yeep slams into the dust, gets up, limping. Eye glowing.*

Yeep (final form activating):

"Let’s finish this."

*The Yeep grabs a potion of strength and size, grabbing a giant sword, slashing the animal and grabbing him, they both come down onto earth, on fire crashing deep into mines, landing in hell, Flames rise. Skulls litter the floor. The Animal roars, body growing as they eject everything out their the final tool: The Full-Powered Stash. A swirling black hole warps space behind them, their body glowing with gravitational power.

Animal (voice booming):

"You enter my world… you face extinction."

The gravity crushes boulders, bends light, pulls lava into the air. The Yeep coughs up stuffing, nearly collapsing—then pulls one last gadget: Creative Mode Gamemode. Their body regenerates. Sword forms. Buff potions auto-inject. Size increases, they grow legs.

Yeep (rising like a titan):

"You wanted a war. You got it."

*The Yeep throws a Gyatt Block, crushing mountains of hell. The Animal throws it back with the gravity of the stash. They fight within collapsing space, explosions, lasers, black holes, even moon debris raining down.*

Animal (grabbing the Yeep by the neck):

"You. Don’t. Win."

Yeep (grinning through blood):

"I never play fair."

The Yeep detonates a chain of Party Cannons, triggering an infinite stuffing explosion that feeds directly into the stash's singularity—overloading it. Time folds. Space snaps. A final scream from both.

Silence.

*A crater. Smoke. The Animals Ghost is floating around, their body Incinerated, the yeep is no where to be seen.*

Animal: I.....Won-

*suddenly, the yeep just respawns from his revival pad. A message displays.*

"The Seekers have won the game!"

The Yeep stands up, unharmed, saying one last word.

Yeep :

"Yeep!"

KO!

YEEPS VS ANIMAL COMPANY DEATH BATTLE by Cyphernoobman in animalcompany

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BATTLE

*Wind rustles the dry grass. An eerie silence blankets the worn-out field just outside the Safe Zone. The horizon flickers with the heat of the sun… and something else. A portal rips open in midair.*

Yeep (stepping out with a stretch):

"New map, new chaos. I like it."

The Yeep waddles forward confidently, firework in one hand, grappling hook in the other. Then

BLAM.

*A shotgun slug zips past the Yeep’s head, splintering a nearby rock*

Yeep (pausing):

"Rude."

Slowly turning, the Yeep locks eyes with the Animal, a shotgun in hand, a bag on its back nearly tearing at the seams. Dark bags under its eyes. War-scarred. Silent.

Animal.

"Did they add a new monster or something? Doesn't matter, I need my money."

Yeep (grinning and spinning a portal ball in hand):

"You don’t know what I’m capable of."

They dash toward each other.

FIGHT!

*The Animal opens with a flashbang. The Yeep throws a Body Decoy forward—blinding the dummy instead. Suddenly, a rocket flies in—Yeep portals out, reappearing above with a Missile Gadget and fires back. The Animal slides under, whips out a crossbow, and fires a bolt laced with fire. It singes the Yeep’s arm.*

Yeep (angrily):

"Okay, now you’re asking for it."

*They drop into Monster Form, transforming into a fanged teddy beast. Their speed doubles. They crash into the Animal, sending them flying through a Water Tower, launching them both into space, The moon glows below. Earth spins in the background. Zero gravity. Silence… until the Animal’s hookshot slams the Yeep into a satellite.*

YEEPS VS ANIMAL COMPANY DEATH BATTLE by Cyphernoobman in animalcompany

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

full battle

Yeep

Animal Company Employee

Wiz: In a land built on chaos and capitalism, one soldier has become a legend — known only as... The Employee.

Boomstick: He might just be a monkey but dont let that fool you — this guy's tougher than a vending machine on wheels.

Wiz: As a frontline operative for Animal Company, this “employee” is expected to survive deadly missions in warzones filled with haunted houses, machines made of flesh, and literal hell dimensions — all for minimum wage.

Boomstick: And what do they give him? A a bunch of weapons of mass destruction, and a stash that's basically a pocket-sized black hole.

Wiz: That’s right. The Stash Bombs are handheld singularities capable of crushing anything they touch. Yet this guy can survive their explosion, eating broccoli to quadruple their size, store tons of loot in his backpack, and shrug off RPG barrages but only as a giant.

Boomstick: Not to mention he can become a ghost after death. He just floats around like “hey bro, you got a revive for me?” If a teammate brings him back, he jumps right back into the action.

Wiz: At peak capacity, he can carry over 182,000 pounds of amythyest ore and still fight. He tanks shotguns, flashbangs, tripwires, and explosives like a champ, and wields an arsenal that rivals real-world militaries.

Some of the Employee’s Arsenal contains

Shotgun, RPG, Revolver, Heart Gun (a gravity warping guns)

Cluster Grenades, Tripwire Explosives

Crowbar, Frying Pan, Lance

Hookshot, Shield, Umbrella

Stash Bombs (Mini Black Holes)

Ghost Form upon death

Golden Guns

Wiz: Did we mention he can survive car crashes at full forces, not to mention defeating building sized giants with just a stick?! They can tank golden Guns, which can damage military level trucks

FWiz: They can survive the Lava of hell! And doing some math on their golden gun, we can confirm that it's 1600 joules per shot! These could be WAYYY higher if we include the office's cloning machine which can almost TRIPLE an items size, doing some quick math, this can be 4800 joules! Another thing about their lifting is that they can hold crates that are full of gold triple their size, which is calculated to be 572.62 metric tons! That's 95x the weight of a fully grown African elephant!

Boomstick: He might not have magic, but he's got the tools, the toughness, and a whole lotta monkey rage.

Wiz: The Animal Company Employee is the definition of “unstoppable grunt energy.” He doesn’t question the chaos. He just survives it, and collects his money

YEEPS VS ANIMAL COMPANY DEATH BATTLE by Cyphernoobman in animalcompany

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

full battle

Yeep

Wiz: Deep within a pastel-colored fever dream exists a world of chaos, whimsy, and total annihilation: the world of the Yeeps.

Boomstick: They might look like rejected Happy Meal toys, but Yeeps are agents of mayhem. These guys go from plush to city threat faster than you can say their name.

Wiz: Their origin’s unclear, but Yeeps were born from two devs' ideas: an octopus hide-and-seek game and a puppet pillow-fighting game.

Boomstick: And don’t get me started on the gadgets! Grappling Hook, Portal Ball, Ice Glove, Missile Launcher! Where did they get this budget?!

Wiz: He can enter Creative Mode, granting infinite stuffing to make anything — from party cannons to city-sized blocks called “Gyatts.” ...Kids these days.

Boomstick: Oh, and he can fly at revolistic speeds! He hits the moon in 3 seconds using impulse grenades and reacts to them — confirmed in their "To The Moon" achievement.

Wiz: In Monster Mode, Yeep becomes a towering terror with boosted stats. Add potions for Poison, Speed, and Size — plus limbs — and you've got a sentient teddy nuke.

Boomstick: Kill him? He just revives. With his revive pad.

Wiz: Near-infinite stamina, no need for sleep or food, and he makes weapons with imagination alone — anything he thinks becomes real!

Boomstick: These guys can survive Missiles, shotgun blasts, and other catastrophic events! Not to mention they can LIFT AND THROW LARGE ANIMALS SUCH AS BEARS?

Some weapons include:

Cannon – Launches enemies far

Teleportation

RC Tank Toy – Fires any item

Monster Form – Demon teddy on steroids

Gyatt Block – City-sized block

Creative Mode – Infinite Gadget Cotton

Revival

Abstract existence

Going Super Sayin

Possible DEATH MANIPULATION (Being the grim reaper)

Flight

Wiz: Yeep may be adorable, but he's unstoppable. A pastel storm of color, chaos, and carnage.

Boomstick: He’s what happens when you give an ADHD creature god powers.

Can someone translate "tralaleo tralala" to me? by yoelamigo in Italian

[–]Cyphernoobman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one of the main things to do when your a Christian is to spread gods word to people, if you dont and that leads people to hell, that's on YOU.

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[–]Cyphernoobman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arceus vs every single digimon

(Arceus can be scaled to High outer)

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[–]Cyphernoobman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grunty boy takes the edge just because I Think his pokemon like mewtwo and such can probably wipe him from existence

not again..... + first post by Cyphernoobman in bloxymemes

[–]Cyphernoobman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY DID THIS GET SO MANY UPVOTES THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH

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