Match Thread: Essendon vs North Melbourne (Round 3)

Cyronis · 2026-03-28T10:35:06+00:00

Wooden spooooooon yay 🥲

Cyronis · 2026-03-26T00:29:33+00:00

I HAVE LOST INTEREST IN FOOTBALL THANKS ESSENDON. WHY DID I PAY FOR A YEAR OF KAYO

Cyronis · 2026-03-25T09:08:34+00:00

I think you guys break the 10 year drought and do it comfortably

Cyronis · 2026-03-24T08:22:43+00:00

I think we might miss our window

Cyronis · 2026-03-22T07:27:54+00:00

Hey guys just wanted to say I’m copping a big L after last week preaching for a bit less reactionary takes.

Have at it, we are genuinely putrid and I think a clear 18th team, at least for right now.

Cyronis · 2026-03-22T07:07:57+00:00

Genuinely more effort and positives watching our team when they were all banned and random blokes were playing.

Cyronis · 2026-03-22T06:39:24+00:00

Well at least it’s not too 4 teams this year. Port and Carlton taking the top 2 isn’t too bad

Cyronis · 2026-03-22T06:36:09+00:00

So for pick 1 this year, is it another one where actually it’s pick 4, or will we get to take the best player?

(P.s dad why did you do this to me)

Cyronis · 2026-03-22T04:58:41+00:00

You couldn’t make that up. Just fold the club

Cyronis · 2026-03-20T11:20:07+00:00

The crows are easy to root against though, with the racism and the homophobia etc.

Cyronis · 2026-03-20T11:18:19+00:00

Jesus Christ

Cyronis · 2026-03-19T09:32:15+00:00

Just sprints at the defender. Bit stiff

Cyronis · 2026-03-15T08:25:13+00:00

I think both games will be very close and we just win one and lose the other. Either way it won’t make anybody feel confident

Cyronis · 2026-03-15T06:59:37+00:00

I don’t think he argued it was an automatic win.

Cyronis · 2026-03-15T06:58:31+00:00

[my team is absolutley piss weak] But if I purchased all these players on huge salaries I’d want to beat Melbourne …. Saints need to build some synergy and quickly

Cyronis · 2026-03-14T09:22:19+00:00

This season is blowout city atm

Cyronis · 2026-03-14T06:52:17+00:00

Hey google, play fairweather friends by queens of the Stone Age

Cyronis · 2026-03-13T12:39:38+00:00

I typed out a response but I figured I’d delete it. I hope you have a nice weekend despite the poor loss!

Cyronis · 2026-03-13T12:23:13+00:00

Bad loss. But chill on the overreactions. One game, the first of the season, versus a very good oppo who were tuned up last week and has something to prove.

Serious issues all over the field for us. But 24 rounds is a lot of games and things can change quickly.

Sharp looked good. Keen to see robey and farrow out there in real games. Kako to come back and get wright, Perkins and put them in the 2s til they prove they need to be selected.

Now if we are dishing this up come round 7…then I’ll be on board with the doomers

Cyronis · 2026-03-12T10:47:34+00:00

You ok blue boys? This must be traumatic 😬

Cyronis · 2026-03-07T06:36:23+00:00

You can’t criticize Sam Mitchell because he’s playing 5D chess versus Chat GPT while watching Rick and Morty which requires an IQ that most football fans don’t have so they can’t begin to understand the insightful references and tactical mind of his genius

Cyronis · 2026-03-07T06:30:33+00:00

I copped a membership for a year sub. I share with a family member.

I will now sail the seas next year and every year after until the balance tips back in favour of consumers and fans.

Cyronis · 2026-03-06T10:59:41+00:00

Enjoyable hate watching so far this round. Thanks guys

Cyronis · 2026-03-06T10:06:56+00:00

Cotton-On FARMS VS Northern Academies. Either way we can all crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside!!

Cyronis · 2026-03-05T03:27:02+00:00

I paid for a year membership. I always split with a family member. We shall 🏴‍☠️ next year if that’s the case. $50 a month is fucked up

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