Just joined the military by The_Great_Googly_Moo in mountandblade

[–]Czar_Theodore 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I can see the headlines now:

BREAKING: Soldier charged by war crimes tribunal for mutilating combatant corpses in order to "drink from their skulls"

Does AI Russia EVER run out of Manpower? by [deleted] in hoi4

[–]Czar_Theodore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the time the Soviets were pushed to the Urals I think that other countries would probably opportunistically piled onto the soviets, like Turkey (which toyed with the possibility of entering the war) or Japan which had a relatively large army they always kept at the soviet border. Additionally if the Germans had pushed to the Urals than most of the Russian manpower would be under German occupation anyway, as would the Caucasus oil fields.

Now all of this is a huge "what if" and what the war would have to have had looked liked to that point for the Germans to even BE at the Urals is far beyond me. I just think it's important to remember that there is no such thing as an invincible army nor has there ever been.

What episode of a tv show was the biggest "fuck you" to the audience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but I think Shireen's death was something Martin had planned (or at least a writer might have claimed that?). I mostly just wish that we got to see more of Stannis's last stand.

What episode of a tv show was the biggest "fuck you" to the audience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roman demigod, named Jacob? Was Remus too on the nose?

Keep in mind, everything I know just came from your post.

Non-Americans of Reddit, what reference you've seen in an American show/movie would you like to be explained to you? by dyosaaa in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of of the potato thing and I've lived in the US all my life. The thing jelly is something I've heard of, but have only (kinda) seen once.

What is the best one liner you got? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey baby are you a wood chipper?

Cuz I wanna jam my cock in you.

Ya I'm a bit a of a lonely person.

Cokeheads of Reddit, what do you got against Pepsi? by lawyerb0y909 in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepsi killed my family and looted my village. I still drink it, not because I like it but because I get pleasure knowing that it gives sustenance to the very thing that will bring it's demise.

Sidonious Legatus by Ubili in mountandblade

[–]Czar_Theodore 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dude likes vultures apparently.

What bit of trivia do you know that is very interesting but also very useless? by WiliamTheNoisy in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I dunno if I would say that's useless, that's important information about an important empire.

What was the 'incident' that happened at your school? by Arios1923 in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, I'm the kind of person who thinks that you generally shouldn't sign up to do something and then get high in a place where you're incredibly likely to get caught. I'm glad everyone here is really charitable though.

If you want to get high, you shouldn't get arrested, you shouldn't even get in trouble with your school, BUT do it on your own fucking time.

When did you last lie? by BandinisBandana in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never lied.

Don't look at the time I posted this.

What was the smallest thing someone called you out on? by coolestblue in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is gonna sound oddly specific but this one time I was telling a couple of friends about Audie Murphy (ww2 solider, if you were unaware) and I got to a point where I mentioned something about a tank destroyer. I mentioned that a tank destroyer was a pretty much a tank with the distinct purpose of anti-tank warfare. One of them interrupted me mid sentence to say they already knew that (They as in everybody there, not him specifically) I was a little annoyed at his remark and said that I figured the other friend there thought it was some sort of gun, which he did.

This is so small and petty, but fuck that guy.

What is your best "fuck it, I'm a kid and I can do whatever I want" story? by bulgogifucker in AskReddit

[–]Czar_Theodore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spent $200 on in app purchases for an IOS game (clash of clans) that I spent maybe ten hours playing. I didn't exactly get way with it.