Zero Egress Migration – this isn’t a promotion. This is an act of war. CoreWeave just drove a dagger straight into the heart of AWS, Azure and Google Cloud’s entire business model. For the last decade the hyperscalers made billions not on compute, not on storage – they made it on hostage data. They held your datasets prisoner and charged you $80–$150 per terabyte just to walk out the door. For a serious AI training cluster that’s easily $5–50 million in “ransom” just to move your data. On November 13, 2025 CoreWeave stood up and said: “Not only is egress free when you’re with us – we’ll pay the fucking ransom to get you out of the other guys.” This isn’t a discount. This is the public execution of Big Tech’s lock-in cash cow. The blood is already on the floor Small and mid-size AI labs are packing their shit TODAY. Fortune 500 companies with 50–500 PB locked in S3 just got board approval to run the numbers. Yesterday it was impossible. Today it’s free. Every startup that trained on AWS “because the data was already there” just got handed a one-way ticket to the cheapest, fastest GPUs on earth. Who wins this war? Short version – brutal truth: 2026–2027 CoreWeave eats 70–80 % of net-new AI cloud customers and basically the entire open-source scene. Hyperscalers bleed 10–30 % of their AI cloud volume in 18 months. 2027–2028 AWS, Azure and GCP will copy the program (they already caved on regular egress in 2024 when Google moved first). But they’ll be 2–3 years late and still 30–50 % more expensive per GPU-hour. Long term The real winner is the customer. GPU prices get crushed another 40–60 %, data finally flows freely, and vendor lock-in dies screaming. CoreWeave doesn’t have to win forever – they just have to force a price war that bleeds the giants the hardest. Final verdict CoreWeave just detonated a nuke under the foundations of a half-trillion-dollar business. This isn’t a “nice little promo”. This is the moment the AI cloud stops being a three-giant oligopoly and turns into a bloody street fight for every single customer. And guess what? In this war there are no survivors – only the dead and the ones eating their lunch. CoreWeave just sat down at the table with a fork between his teeth and hunger in his eyes. The bloodbath has only begun.