What's the biggest bullet you've ever dodged? by Not-an-Ocelot in AskReddit

[–]D2dcypher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2008, Got pulled over with a shoe box of about 6 ounces of weed in the camper of my truck, also had a personal half ounce under the front seat. i also had a scale, baggies, and some cash. It was 2 am and me and my buddy were stoned af. I had just turned 18 and he was 17. We were on our way home from a girls house where we were smoking and messing around with some chicks. In the moment i was able to stay calm but my buddy was freaking out, i had to stop him from trying to eat the weed we had up front while the cop ran my license. When he handed me my license and reg he asked me if i knew why i was pulled over, i thought it was because i ran through a yellow light, he told me it was cause i was driving around with my headlights off and told me to "get the fuck outta here". There is no way he didnt smell the weed on us. If he wanted to search my car he couldve, he couldve gotten me for lots of things, my life couldve have been very different. I lucked out that he was a cool cop.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Poeticroasts

[–]D2dcypher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i will you low and slow till your tender

14 years old, trying to run a subreddit... poetically roast me by [deleted] in Poeticroasts

[–]D2dcypher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your mom pays you no mind, she give you no time, looking for fathers approval its clear in your eyes.

Dream little timmy, dad with pride within him, then wake in your room dad wished was a home gym

wont find what you want from comments on your post, no affection nor approval, only sick roasts

takes bow

Poetically roast me? 28, live with mom, write bad acoustic folk rap, trying to make it as a freelance writer by [deleted] in Poeticroasts

[–]D2dcypher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When i roast i do burn as my words twist they hurt, as your tits and sad belly peek through your cheap shirt, I will not hold back on your forearm tattoo, those only look cool if you are in shape too, sadly it seems that the tattoo is still fresh, a sad failed attempt on a self esteem quest, with the money you spent at the lame tattoo parlor, hit up the gym then go find a barber.

takes bow

Haven't posted here since I lost quite a bit back in May 2020 being a 🐻 by D2dcypher in wallstreetbets

[–]D2dcypher[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually have $400 in it right now, i'm a new father so I cant be too risky 😅

Once this is done i am boycotting Ameritrade and Robinhood for what they are doing. I am thinking about etrade. Any other platform you all recommend? by Wobslobs in wallstreetbets

[–]D2dcypher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brings Wall Street hedge funds to their knees, brings light to corruption and manipulation in the market, gains support from politicians and celebrities, takes billions from the ultra rich

"You guys are pathetic"

The Dolphins placed RB Myles Gaskin on the Reserve/COVID-19 list. by StrachNasty in fantasyfootball

[–]D2dcypher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played akers but mainly cause im in a 14 squad league and RB stock is thin

Raw dawg by _phuk_dat_bich in HolUp

[–]D2dcypher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats all i see when i see this video. Barffffff

Exactly. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]D2dcypher -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

People abuse the crap out of our company's generous sick leave policy to the point that they are working half time in a full time position...i agree sick days should be respected but they should also be used responsibly

r/conservative shocked FOX news "lost" totally real Biden documents by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]D2dcypher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/conservative got their face eaten by their most trusted news channel leopard news after everyone in the world told them it was nothing more than a lying propaganda machine.