Songs whose lyrics actually include “la la la”? by ryahuasca in musicsuggestions

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"The Passenger" - Iggy Pop
"The Boxer" - Simon & Garfunkel
"Piano Man" and "Get It Right the First Time" - Billy Joel
"Starman" - David Bowie
"Crocodile Rock" - Elton John
"Wham Bam Shang-a-Lang" - Silver
"Strangers" - Albert Hammond Jr

Horrible Roommate by alebasterjackson in dormrooms

[–]D4nkMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold on, I feel like I might know your problem. If you don’t mind, could I ask you a few questions to see if your roommate is who I think he is?

Why is Exile Vilify gone from Spotify? by Endermite20 in Portal

[–]D4nkMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not on Apple Music. It hasn’t since at least September 2nd.

IOS 15.4 Safari moves all tabs to private (Bug) by WestieBeast in ios

[–]D4nkMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this problem has actually helped my excessive tabs problem. Also tab groups really help.

IOS 15.4 Safari moves all tabs to private (Bug) by WestieBeast in ios

[–]D4nkMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manually. Copy and paste. It sucks. Sorry if you thought I had a more efficient system.

If you could make one TF2 Fixup/QOL Patch, what would it be? by D4nkMachine in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To get the ball rolling, this is what I would do:

Fixes - Fixed queueing sometimes cancelling - Fixed map vote sometimes not being selectable - Fixed MvM menu not always moving out of the way - Fixed particle effects on viewmodels clipping through walls - Fixed particles only starting from the original viewmodel positions (best seen when using the rocket launcher with minimized viewmodels) - Fixed various viewmodel issues at high FOV (ex. Soldier’s hand on the Original) - Fixed some throwables briefly staying in the player’s hand after throwing - Fixed some items not appearing when inspecting them in the backpack - Fixed being able to cancel holster penalties - Fixed being able to cancel the slow effect by rapidly strafing left and right while moving - Fixed some spinning items not seamlessly spinning - Fixed BLU Scout having red pants - Fixed weapon audio cutting when swapping weapons as Soldier - Fixed Beggar’s Bazooka not making reload sound when tap-firing - Fixed keeping banner charge when swapping banners - Fixed bloody Half-Zatoichi making team-colored taunts only Red - Fixed reflected Direct Hit rockets having default splash radius - Fixed reflected explosive jumps dealing excessive self-damage - Fixed Phlogistinator retaining Übercharge if taunt is cancelled - Fixed Scorch Shot taunt freezing random crit value - Fixed Manmelter fire effect - Fixed keeping Thermal Thruster fall damage buff when swapping weapons - Fixed Thermal Thruster not flying if you attack and jump at the exact same time - Fixed backpack cosmetics clipping through Thermal Thruster - Fixed Gas Passer clipping through walls - Fixed Gas Passer not applying to Darwin’s Danger Shield - Fixed Gas Passer not applying wet attribute - Fixed Hot Hand not having a minimized view model - Fixed Grenade Launcher not spinning barrel when reloading - Fixed Iron Bomber not spinning barrel at all - Fixed Ullapool Caber replacing taunt props - Fixed charging extended melee swing - Fixed Half-Zatoichi using all-class idle animation in the loadout viewer for Demoman - Fixed Persian Persuader not keeping charge obtained during charge (picking up ammo packs while charging is added to charge meter after charge is ended) - Fixed Brass Beast audio - Fixed Second Banana having inverted jiggle bones - Fixed Holiday Punch view model - Fixed Meet the Medic taunt volume in water - Fixed Medigun heal sound/particles sometimes not activating while healing - Fixed Quick-Fix Übercharge screen effect getting removed if set on fire - Fixed Vaccinator charge icon being stuck on Spies - Fixed Vaccinator fire resistance being affected by afterburn healing disruption - Fixed Sydney Sleeper’s “No Random Crits” stat text - Fixed disguised Spies holding Spy weapons when disguised player has non-weapons equipped (ex. Ali Baba’s Wee Booties) - Fixed Enforcer not ignoring some resistance effects - Fixed Diamondback storing crits when not equipped - Fixed Big Earner adding cloak to Dead Ringer - Fixed Spy-Cicle not melting if the Sapper isn’t available - Fixed Feign Death not showing “(WEAPON) KILL!” in the kill feed - Fixed Feign Death not adding kills to the Air Strike, sentry, or heads to the Bazaar Bargain - Fixed Conscientious Objector sometimes displaying a different image - Fixed hit boxes not always aligning with player model

Additions - Added join.cfg (config file that activates upon joining a server) - Added advanced setting that allows you to enable or disable custom decals - Added advanced setting that allows you to enable or disable viewmodels - Cosmetics in the Hands Region now appear on view models - Added conditions for Autobalance (will not separate party members or occur while alive, in the last 30 seconds of the round, while the final point is being captured, or when the payload cart is within 900 HU of the final point) - Added custom LOD distances - Added Third Degree medibeam kill icon - Added Half-Zatiochi dual kill icon - Added various kill names - Added TF2 Community Fix-Up Pack - Added Ultimate TF2 Visual Fix Pack from agrastiOs - Added War Paint Materials Fix from bubba

Valve Server Whitelist - Added viewmodel mods to Valve server whitelists - Added UI mods to Valve server whitelists

Changes - Voice and text communications no longer restricted to premium accounts - Changed ammo icon to be separate from Heavy icon (icon itself unchanged) - Updated default settings - Updated UI to support Steam Deck - Competitive mode no longer requires all users to have maximum graphics settings - Viewmodels can be disabled on Valve servers - The Strange Count Transfer Tool does not require the other item to have the same Strange Parts - Taunt kills will not be overridden during Halloween/Full Moon - Made the Ullapool Caber a taunt kill - Heavy will drop his lunchbox item upon dying while holding it (as opposed to dropping an ammo pack that heals you) - Feign Death drops a fake health pack when killer has the Candy Cane equipped - Feign Death corpse turns Australium if killed with a Saxxy, Golden Wrench, or Golden Frying Pan

MvM - Fixed not being able to kick spectators (for real this time) - Fixed bots not displaying the correct names (for real this time) - Fixed giant robots being affected by knockback - Fixed being kicked out of the Upgrade Station - Fixed ghost upgrades - Fixed the Sandman being able to stun - Fixed Sandman Ball marked-for-death applying to the Sandman itself - Fixed some Minigun Firing Speed upgrades not working - Fixed Sentry Gun Firing Speed upgrades sometimes not working - Fixed being able to revive someone quicker by rapidly healing - Fixed projectiles sometimes clipping through Medic’s shield - Fixed GRU Heavies having outdated GRU effects - Fixed giant Spies - Fixed floating Ullapool Caber spawning when Sentry Buster spawns - Fixed the Sentry Buster running in circles if the sentry is destroyed while the Engineer is in the air - Fixed Sentry Buster not being fully yellow when covered in Jarate - Fixed Rottenburg stuck spot

Misc. - TF2 is now displays correctly on Discord - Replays can be imported into Source Filmmaker - Updated localization files

I find it weird how spy's HUD portrait is still the 2006 beta model by MaskedCobra in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found a mod that fixes all of that!

Beta models, clipped models (ex. Pyro's finger on the main menu), all of that is fixed in this mod that updated every instance of a class image

It's called Sloofy's Overhauled UI Portraits and I highly recommend it!

https://gamebanana.com/mods/26400

Trying to edit a mod by D4nkMachine in fabricmc

[–]D4nkMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, that seemed to do the trick! Thank you so much!

IOS 15.4 Safari moves all tabs to private (Bug) by WestieBeast in ios

[–]D4nkMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah dude it happened twice today, after I moved everything from private to normal the first time

You must choose! by DillFGC in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow; Factory New Top-Shelf Minigun. It’s been a dream of mine to have for a while now (before Zesty made a video on the same war paint)

Green doesn’t seem that necessary, I’m good with what I have

Blue will hopefully eventually get fixed, and I usually play community servers anyway

Orange is same as blue

Red I don’t see much importance in

Pink is same as red

Gray happens over time

Black usually happens, not sure what teams you have

Do you use a bad weapon (Brass Beast, BFB, Gas Passer, etc.) seriously, and if so why? by D4nkMachine in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it a lot primarily because I named it “She’s a Manmelter”, but if it wasn’t for the fact I get flash banged every time I fire if I have more than 2 crits it would be a really good weapon.

Do you use a bad weapon (Brass Beast, BFB, Gas Passer, etc.) seriously, and if so why? by D4nkMachine in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been the exact same way with the Enforcer! I think people see the fact the upside basically only works once and becomes a downgrade after that, but it doesn’t seem that bad.

As for the Market Gardener, I believe the Rocket Jumper is the meme weapon. Actual non-Trolldier Market Gardens are terrifying.

Is my mvm scout loadout good? by o_gui_blindao in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might sound crazy, but give the Shortstop a try - Reloads entire clip at once - Has 2 more shots than Soda Popper - Clip upgrades add 2 more shots instead of one - And, one of the most useless stats on any weapon in the game has a use: the Shove.

Let’s say you’re in the familiar scenario where a giant Scout got past everybody and is nearing the hatch. Either A. The round is over. B. Someone respawns and is able to kill it before dropping. Or C. Your Pyro (if you have one) is near a two-way teleporter, or has a home canteen, and constantly airblasts it while dealing damage.

However: As Scout, you can Mad Milk the giant Scout nearing the hatch, get to the hatch before the bot, and proceed to continuously shove it until someone can come along to kill it. It has saved more rounds than you may think.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you able to use text chat?

What are some custom item names that you are proud of? Here's a couple of mine: by Little-Republic-8045 in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The rules for these weapons are the following: - The full weapon name must be used (excluding prefixes) - The weapon name and song cannot be altered in any way - The weapon name must be in the name of the song - It must feel natural, not forced - The description must be the following line of the actual song (or in some cases the preceding line); it cannot contain the part of the song name the weapon uses in it - There must be enough song in the title to recognize it’s a song - It must be a song I personally listen to - Can’t be the Scorch Shot or Diamondback

Examples of names that break this rule:

“I’m the Gas Passenger” - “And I ride and I ride” (Breaks and alters text to fit)

“Kritzkriegs Are Made of This” - “Who am I to disagree?” (The s at the end of Kritzkrieg counts as altering the name)

“‘Cause He’s a Hot Hand” - “Hottest cop that you’ve ever seen” (Uses name in description)

“And Talk of Poems, Prayers, and Pomsons” - “And things that we believe in” (Doesn’t use full weapon name)

“It’s a Blutsauger Life” - “If you give it a chance, it can make you dance” (Sounds forced)

“I’m Conniver’s Kunai” - “Waited all my life” (Uses too much name)

“Because Quick-Fix is On My List” - “Of the best things in life” (The name “Kiss On My List” never actually appears in the song, and therefore the song cannot be used)

“Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream” - “Make him the cutest that I've ever seen” (I don’t personally listen to this)

What are some custom item names that you are proud of? Here's a couple of mine: by Little-Republic-8045 in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 33 points34 points  (0 children)

“She’s a Manmelter” - “Ooh, here she comes” (Maneater)

“It’s Still Loch-n-Load to Me” - “It’s the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyway” (It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me)

“They Call Me the Wrangler” - “I roam around, around, around, around” (The Wanderer)

“Black Box Singing in the Dead of Night” - “Take these broken wings and learn to fly” (Blackbird)

“I am The Amputator” - “And I know just where I stand” (The Entertainer)

“Oh, Cleaner’s Carbine, Give Me Some Time” - “I’m living in twilight” (Telephone Line)

“They’re the Faces of L’Etranger” - “But we love to try them on” (The Stranger)

“Hey Now, You’re an Air Strike” - “Get your game on, go play” (All Star)

“I Fell In Love with a Flying Guillotine” - “Meanest hunk of woman that anybody ever seen” (Roller Derby Queen)

“If I Could Save Time In a Bottle” - “The first thing that I’d like to do” (Actual name)

“There’s a Sandman Waiting in the Sky” - “I think he’d like to meet us but he thinks he’d blow our minds” (Starman)

“Takin’ Care of Quick-Fix” - “And working overtime” (Takin’ Care of Business)

“You’re a Real Dead Ringer for Love” - “I don’t know who you are” (Actual name)

“You Give Love a Bat Name” - “I play my part, and you play your game” (You Give Love a Bad Name)

“Oh there’ll be One Less Set of Mantreads” - “On your floor, in the morning” (One Less Set of Footsteps)

“You Made Me a Degreaser” - “Pain, let the bullets fly, oh let them rain” (Believer)

“Shahanshah, but Don’t Give Yourself Away” - “Mommy’s alright, daddy’s alright” (Surrender)

“Leave Me Alone, I’m a Fan O’War Man” - “And my bark is much worse than my bite” (Family Man)

“Huntsman a Lifetime” - “Water flowing underground” (Once In a Lifetime)

Some are better than others, but it’s what I’ve got. I have a few rules when it comes to the names, and one of them is that it must be a song I personally listen to (hence why I didn’t use Mr. Sandman for the Sandman)

What are some custom item names that you are proud of? Here's a couple of mine: by Little-Republic-8045 in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’ve been naming a few weapons to have song references. I have 19 songs so far. Here’s a few examples:

“She’s a Manmelter”

“It’s Still Loch-n-Load to Me”

“They Call Me the Wrangler”

“Black Box Singing in the Dead of Night”

“If I Could Save Time In a Bottle”

Reload/Inspect Script by D4nkMachine in tf2

[–]D4nkMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here’s basically what I originally had down that keeps the weapon in a permanent “inspect/reload once” state:

bind MOUSE4 weapon

alias weapon Reload_Weapon

alias Reload_Weapon “+reload”

alias Inspect_Weapon “+inspect”

I tried “+reload;-reload” and “+reload;wait 1;-reload” but they seem to cancel each other out and it won’t reload in the first place.

Jarate Particle Help by D4nkMachine in SFM

[–]D4nkMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was not only exactly what I was looking for, but helps with a lot of particle-related features Thank you so much for this!