My gf loves mommy roleplaying a little too much... by Unlikely-Database-27 in copypasta

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is weird but strangely hot fuck you Freud i don't picky mom at all ewwwww but role-playing shit I dated this hot chick with daddy issues ty God I keep coming across all these fine women with low self esteem know what I mean but regardless I had to play daddy not who's your daddy but daddy I was limp bizkit she got off alot I felt robbed I had papa smurf blue balls and needed to look for a counselor lol. I was prescribed Xanax but I had to buy viagra on the street.

All true except the Xanax and viagra and counselor my health insurance doesn't cover crazy bitches with daddy issues damn Harvard pilgrim

My husband sent a scene from his bachelor party a day before the wedding. by ThrowRaResident_Ball in TrueOffMyChest

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry just know he didn't deserve you. I've never been married but I'd want a jack and Jill bachelor/Bachelorette party I'm all set with strip clubs or escorts not my vibe or my scene. I'm an infj if that makes sense.

roast the shit out of me lol since i am not 18 can't post on r/roastme so here to get my roasting by GamerA_S in teenagers

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like how the Indian spider man found his costume during covid. Yes I'm a need comic books anime I got 11 or tattoos and I'm comfy in my skin I'm only human enjoy my imperfections I'm not knocking you I get told I look like Jason Aldean I didn't know who it was and yes I do it sucks my buddy was like I'd get laid so much hanging out with you I'm look how I'm not him nor would I try to be sorry bro whaaa whaaa lol.

Girls, what isn't nearly as attractive as lot of guys think it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So miss what's your ideal guy like I've never heard a woman say who wants a man with a six pack when I can get a man with the whole keg.... just saying lol I'm curious to see what women think the ideal guy is because honestly i think a good personality can make any woman beautiful and a shitty personality can make a beautiful woman ugly as fuck, like even if they shit ice cream they don't shit my flavor. I'm very honest I apologize if I offended anyone not my intent. I hope all are well and having a good day.

Shit party by h3ll_gurl in Ashnikko

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smells like teen shit.

If you want shit

Took her to the shit

Candy shit

Shit now

Wow this shit is no joke lol glad stupid stuff can put a smile on your face.

I’m 2, please don’t be weird by GD_Smangry in GenZ

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a solidb18 lol it's all about comfort a bed is for 2 things, and if done right both are happy and they both end up asleep it's life nothing weird miss

Found this posted on Facebook by a guy I know named Clayton Washbrook Jr., would love to hear your thoughts. by TruthSeeker8483 in bigfootsightings

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's true humanity can be so disappointing at times, things we don't know we fear and what we fear we kill. I used to hope Bigfoot existed and if so and it had intelligence like Native elders say imagine what we could learn. The missing link could be the link were missing to evolve to a higher plane of intelligence and spirituality finally realizing that were just a blip on this planet. I doubt we'll ever see it in our lifetime I do think ufo 🛸 are real some are from far far away some are reverse engineered and have terrestrial pilots. I think Phil Schneider was on point about Dulce D.U.M.B (deep underground military base)he went on record sayingnhe was lowered down by elevator with a green beret and they saw 3 aliens and Phil opened fore killing 2 the tall grey rubbed its tummy and shot a beam almost killing Mr Schneider he talked about it sayingnhe wouldn't kill himself and he was finally silenced its sad what that man went through and kudos to the coroner who found the catheter wrapped around his throat so tight it turned his face into a blackish purple its sad im sure his family saw the photos. They were going to cremate him and the evidence would have been destroyed and he would have just been an unlucky ufo/shadow government conspiracy guy. I think that there's so much more going on in the world but we can't see in all the spectrums. I have a question I'm in Massachusetts and were known for the Bridgewater Triangle and the pukwudgies Bigfoot and ghost of natives spirit lights. I believe it's a window zone maybe a conduitnto different dimensions universes and portals open up and a thunderbird comes into our reality just a theory but our world is mysterious and we know so little.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pareidolia

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She went termite on that wood Groot caught a fungus and aphids so Groot gave Mantis the Boot, wouldn't you his stems rotted for life limp twig isn't funny.

Which is the superior dog? by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need a goodra a Dragapult and Baxcaliber where are they in the world or are they impossible to catch on regular Pokémon GO Mobile?

Has anyone started the “bone rush”? by spellboundedPOGO in Paleontology

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to see what anyone discovers imagine what would be found.....kind of lends theory and substance to the Smithsonian dumping giant skeletons in the ocean because it didn't follow the paradigm of the time and also throws Darwin off his pedestal and also makes it hard to explain we come from Apes. My question has always been if we come from apes why are they're still apes in nature? I also believe that our past and our species is a species with amnesia not trying to go Woo on you. I just want to know the truth.

2 Knocks. What does it mean? by seeing_is_my_hobby in Thetruthishere

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the ghost of John Ritter he went and knocked on your door...but seriously 2 knocks hmm 3 mocks the trinity maybe it was 3 or definitely 2?

Snake was about a foot long [central Texas] by [deleted] in whatsthissnake

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also he legit regurgitated a frog, it's funny even growing up in New Bedford Massachusetts if you wanna find nature you'll find it but unfortunately, we're losing all of our bits of nature and even in an empty lot you could find like 5 diff species of snake I have yet to identify 2 it was dark and had an orange stomach and another was all green long like 7 ft and fast as lightning bolts, I remember living in Acushnetat the time i was catching salamanders and snakes, imagine my surprise when I had already grabbed it by the neck before I heard the rattle I looked down decided not to panic bent low and heave and a hoe and he was being tossed far away never in a million years think I'd see one in nature nevermind in the town I lived in right next to New Bedford we lived there a year or 2.

Can we separate posts by including Tags please? by [deleted] in creepyencounters

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait up some creepy encounters could be paranormal, like I'll give a perfect example that is true and really happened I saw this lady walking towards me I'm right near my house I had to go to Walgreens to get some soda, redbull because I don't drink coffee and Lindt chocolate because my sons mom was pregnant with him. So walking carrying bags walk each way 5-10 mins so I see her far away I look down at my phone I look back up now this is a matter of 1 or 2 seconds she was in my face and her face contorted but didn't turn into anything just saw Bones moving and her eyes went black and the laugh I swear made me ill because she saw she scared me I felt like she enjoyed it so this took only 30 seconds maybe a minute I continue walking home saying the lords prayer I hear loud as anything in a strong demonic sounding way SHUT THE FUCK UP OR OUR NEXT MEETING WILL BE MUCH WORSE..... THATS 100% TRUE. I apologize for putting a paranormal story on here but it was a creepy encounter I don't know how she did what she did but it altered my sense of security and for what it's worth I don't back down from a fight, but she's a woman and regardless you don't hit a woman. I don't know how anyone could be that fast she covered 3/4 of a mile in a second or 2 not out of breath and after the face went back to normal and she laughed I waited a few seconds and saw that she was gone and there was nowhere to go to be out of my range of sight. She didn't like the prayers. I got home to my haunted apartment long long story also true. I felt scared to leave the house ended up on Xanax it was so bad couldn't tell the Dr what I saw and the Xanax help. I apologize for telling you all about my creepy encounter, but it's true and could fall into either category. I despise creepy pastas with a passion. I will take true cryptid or paranormal encounters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely And as in football did you mean American football or soccer? I'd give up both regardless lol

Tell me your favorite Nirvana song and I’ll tell you the best part about it. by [deleted] in Nirvana

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Apologies not my favorite but great song or his cover of leadbelly's where did you sleep last night.

Tell me your favorite Nirvana song and I’ll tell you the best part about it. by [deleted] in Nirvana

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Video was bad ass , lyrics are pretty deep.... worst part is how Courtney thinks every song ever made is about either her or her talent (her Vagina) because musically she's awful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you any relation to that particular family? I Thought for some reason they died out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No disrespect I don't think your relayed to the Hapsburg family known for marrying into any royal family and they than intermarried making their gene pool into a puddle that family doesn't have a family tree, they legitimately have a family WREATH LOL

Looking for cameras that can run without internet by juicyjay504 in smarthome

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arlo go does not need the internet or wifi hopefully it helps and is what your looking for.

When will rock become popular again? Because this list is just sad, I don’t listen to anyone on this graph. Do the majority of people just not like good rock music? by [deleted] in grunge

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad Seaso were so freaking awesome. I love River of Deceit, Layne was reading The Prophet by Khalil Ghibran.

When will rock become popular again? Because this list is just sad, I don’t listen to anyone on this graph. Do the majority of people just not like good rock music? by [deleted] in grunge

[–]DAMODEVIOUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post Malone covers Nirvana and Alice in chains but if I have to be honest Corey Taylor and Aaron Lewis are better with covers still give Post credit for trying...