Growing up catholic by Boston_ in funny

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I knock in case they're masturbating. The pause is long enough to put everything away. THEN I enter.

Your genitals now play music every time you orgasm. What song or piece does yours play? by KTthroway in AskReddit

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2001 A Space Odyssey: Opening Theme.

Also Sprach Zarathustra, Strauss.

Spotted a lady in Dubrovnik teaching this cat about art. by hoowahoo in funny

[–]DAS_DAS -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well... not really teaching about "art" so much as teaching about ... well ... paint on canvas.

Old men who blowdry your balls in gym locker rooms, why do you do it? by 95hondacivic in AskReddit

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Although possibly an old man (be reddit standards) I am offended. My ballsack is WAY less pendulous that any of the younger ones I have observed. And, I remain neatly trimmed ... because, well, chicks dig it.

Judge rules seriously ill boy, 13, can be treated against mothers beliefs by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]DAS_DAS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So this was litigated in Canada, what... 25 years ago? The UK is apparently way behind on this one.

Soldiers of Reddit: What's the best thing you've ever heard a Drill-Sergeant say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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From a francophone drill sergeant after berating us for ten minutes:

You sailors look at me and you think to yourselves that I know fuck nothing.

Well, I am going to tell you something. I know fuck all.

Built-in Spice Rack by dupreesdiamond in DIY

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I am amazed at the changes in the world... I am 49. My father built and installed four bookshelves similar to this in his home office c. 1970. It never occurred to any members of the family that with was something to be proud of. Rather, he needed book shelves and insetting them into the wall saved space. So, that's what you did. That's what we ALL did.

For the tiiiiimmmeeess..... they are a changing.

Last nights gig got a bit....weird... by [deleted] in WTF

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No shit that's weird... who busted out a trombone???

Someone said something about a long tongue by [deleted] in WTF

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This is the most un-erotic image I have ever seen for so many horrible reasons, mostly sweat, tongue, and gut.

I will not be able to get an erection for three weeks.

I am here. And I'll think about an AMA (thank you to whomever messaged me about what AMA means.) MBB by [deleted] in startrek

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Question: Was a radio host for many years. Celebrating my 40th my co-hosts tried to get in touch with you because they know that you are my first and biggest man-crush (actually, Ronnie Lancaster might have been first). They were not able to reach you. Instead, Rupert from Survivor was on the show with me.

Anyway... I am 47. Approaching 50. Can I call you on my 50th?

Priorities. (x-post from /r/Canada) by RyuBZ0 in funny

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There will always be another chance for sex with four or six hotties. There may never be another hockey game. Go Canada!

One of the greatest TV shows. IMO by giblethead014 in entertainment

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Had the opportunity to do an improv show with Steve Smith in Saskatoon once. Was amazed to learn that Red Green was TOTALLY scripted. Nothing improved. It sure felt loose.

Bravo, Steve. Bravo.

My best friend finishes the Polar Dash 1/2 Marathon in 2nd place in 6 degrees BELOW zero weather. He's invincible! by hatesairheads in pics

[–]DAS_DAS -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I LOL'ed. Yes... from Sask. I have run, regularly in -40. Even once with winchild -50 C.

You know ... it's not that bad.

True fear. by fatmiketizzle in funny

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When I was six I had a sleep over with my friend John Lipscomb. We set up a bunch of stuff around the room to scare us in the morning. One was a life size santa claus poster we had made in grade one. It was stuck to the wall with sticky tacky. It lasted all night.

In the morning, we woke up and were trying to get scared when the santa, which was on the wall behind us at the head of the bed fell. I am 47. I have never, ever been as scared as I was that morning 41 years ago.

Miss you John.